CSI: NY quotes

Stella Bonasera

I'm going to call Hawkes.

Mac Taylor

Tell him to bring a spatula.

Danny

Maybe she was a hitchhiker.

Aiden

Who hitchhikes nude?

Ah, you must be the Andersons. You're late for class.

Danny

Yeah, traffic was murder.

Danny

You hungry?

Aiden

Yeah

Danny

Grab a bite to eat?

Danny

I'll drive. Put you on the hood?

Aiden

[she smacks his arm] Put you on the hood.

Danny

You take the bottom. I'll take the top.

Aiden

I like being on top.

Danny

What? You getting freaky with me because we got the bondage case?

Danny

Get that to Jane Parsons in DNA.

Aiden

Okay

Danny

[cracks whip] NOW!

[to Aiden and Danny who have just arrived at the crime scene] Hey, do you guys want to identify yourselves?

Danny Messer

Excuse me?

I'm not recognizing faces, do you want to identify yourselves?

Danny Messer

Who are you the crime scene troll? You want us to identify ourselves, you see the kits, you know who we are.

Danny Messer

Most feared man in New York dies from fear of his own wife.

Aiden Burn

And she was the only one that loved him.

I really wish I wasn't a part of this.

Stella

Well, Mac wants to make sure you are.

He obviously enjoys seeing me nail a friend.

Aiden

Well, too bad birds can't talk because there's a robin's nest like twelve feet away.

Danny

Bird's-eye view.

Aiden

[laughing] You had to say it, right?

Danny

What are ya gonna do?

Mac?

Mac

What?

If it was his son...

Mac

Flack, I need your head on straight.

It is.

Detective Stella Bonasera

I ran into mine a month ago. I swear, if I were Chief of Police, he'd still call me 'Toots'.

Aiden

[walking into a strip club] Holy boob-job, Batman.

Danny

How's it going with the gypsy cab driver? Did you bring him back to life so he can just tells us who killed him?

Hawkes

I haven't attended that seminar yet.

Danny

I'm sure you were just sharing stock tips with her, right? What's her name?

Savannah. But, you know, I don't think it was her real name.

Danny

Nah. You think?