[walking into a strip club] Holy boob-job, Batman.
“The Dove Comission” · Season 1, Episode 18
In this episode: Danny Messer (2), Sheldon Hawkes (2), Mac Taylor (1), Aiden Burn (1)
How's it going with the gypsy cab driver? Did you bring him back to life so he can just tells us who killed him?
I haven't attended that seminar yet.
[Danny is questioning a Mr. Arnold, who just admitted to being at a strip club]
I'm sure you were just sharing stock tips with her, right? What's her name?
AMr Arnold
Savannah. But, you know, I don't think it was her real name.
Nah. You think?
You know what my favorite games was when I was a kid?
Jacks?
Operation.
[He holds up a pair of tweezers and then uses them to remove a bullet from the body of a gunshot victim]
His nose didn't buzz red. Well done!
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