Aiden Burn quotes from CSI: NY

Aiden

I used to climb over the velvet ropes at this place. Now I'm ducking under crime scene tape.

Aiden

[to Detective Thacker] Do me a favor. Don't check out my ass when a kid's dead in the street. Show some respect.

Aiden Burn

So, mass spec went crazy with this odor that we found from our head wound vic. I've got words here longer than DiMaggio's hit streak.

Aiden Burn

[figures out that a frozen chunk of human excrement had fallen from the sky and killed the victim] Holy crap!

Aiden

[figures out that a frozen chunk of human excrement had fallen from the sky and killed the victim] Holy crap!

Aiden Burn

Who hitch hikes nude?

Aiden

[walking into a strip club] Holy boob-job, Batman.

Aiden

[Stella is examining a diamond] I've been processing dirt all day and you've been shopping at Tiffany's.

Danny

No pictures, no personal effects, not a partial, nothing. What's this guy live in, gloves?

Aiden

(shining blacklight on a sheet with semen traces) I'm gettin' all kinds of love over here.

Danny

I think he got tipped off.

Aiden

I think he got off.

Aiden Burn

NYPD. Crime Scene Investigators.

You people deal with rats?

Aiden Burn

Only when they have eaten our evidence.

Aiden Burn

[Aiden is explaining the term "grand master" to Mac] Yeah, like a deejay legend: Grand Master Flash or a Jam Master Jay. They paved the way for guys like 'Dre and Cube, Eminem and Jermaine Dupri. You like music like that?

Detective Mac Taylor

I prefer Crunk myself.

Danny

This guy's shot in the head, carries someone else upstairs, and manages to call the cops?

Aiden

I'd say that qualifies for hero status.

Det. Mac Taylor

Somebody went to a lot of trouble to file those serial numbers off.

Aiden Burn

And I went to a lot of trouble to acid etch them back on.

Danny Messer

You're such a girl.

Aiden Burn

[smacking him in the head] Shut up.

Aiden Burn

Benzosothyazolonal.

Whoa. Benzosothyazolonal?

Aiden Burn

You know what that is?

[pause] No.