[pacing around the floor while Mac is working with the DNA machine] Steady... steady is uh... good... great!
S1 E13Tanglewood
S1 E14Blood, Sweat, and Tears
The stereotype is kids run away to join the circus. Where do kids already in the circus go?
Apparently the elephant enclosure.
Both the super and the downstairs neighbor say they haven't seen her in over a week.
Yeah, well that don't mean anything. I've lived in my apartment over three years now. My neighbors don't recognize me.
Better hope you don't go missing, pal.
JCJason Cartey
I am not a criminal.
Yes, you are. We're just trying to figure out what kind.
[They lift out what they thought was a trunk from the sand]
That's not a trunk. It's a box!
It's not a box. It's a coffin.
Who hitch hikes nude?
[Stella & Mac are investigating a case at a circus]
Until now I never really believed people were double-jointed.
They're not. There's no such thing as double-jointed. It's just people with very loose tendons and muscles.
[after finding a body in a box]
Pretty sure this isn't the buried treasure our swimmer had in mind.
Coney Island, February, water's 35 degrees. These people still find the need to take a dip, I don't get it.
That's why you're not a polar bear.
S1 E15Til Death Do We Part
It could happen to you, you know.
What, marriage?
Love.
Don't even joke about that, Mac. It's not funny.
Did you find anything else?
I haven't gone in yet.
What?? Flack, you little scaredy cat, you don't believe these stories about this place being haunted?
I was doing my job, Aiden: getting statements from witnesses.
Stel, you smell that?
Yeah. Chicken. Well, I did hear the one about the monk who went crazy and killed the others is true.
The 1-2-2 gets calls about strange noises coming from this place all the time.
Will you stop? That's just an old urban legend.
Aiden, I think you'd better hold Flack's hand.
Yeah, okay...cute.
Lot of high school kids hang out here. Initiations, gangs, satanic rituals...
A good place to get high...or get laid.
MMaka
[about Hannah Bloom] Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'cold feet'.
If I said something like that, you'd call me insensitive.
MMaka
No, I'd ask if you wanted to get a drink later. I'm attracted to a man with a dark sense of humor.
Do you two want to be alone? I'll just drag the body outside.
ABAbel Bloom
We're Jewish.
Orthodox?
ABAbel Bloom
Traditional. That's... that's how Hannah would describe us. You do it because you believe it, not because you fear it. That's what she always said.
I'm driving.
No! Please let me drive?
Do you at least got a cracker or a piece of candy in the glove box?
Because, when you drive, we don't eat!
AAudrey
Walter dumped me and I was angry, but I got over it. Look, Walter introduced me to Hannah, I liked her we became friends, what motive do I possibly have to kill her?
Walter Lisco is worth over $50 million.
AAudrey
Well I promised my mother I'd marry for love.
Who couldn't love $50 million?
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