You know what my favorite games was when I was a kid?
Jacks?
Operation.
[He holds up a pair of tweezers and then uses them to remove a bullet from the body of a gunshot victim]
His nose didn't buzz red. Well done!
S1 E18The Dove Comission
S1 E19Crimes & Misdemeanors
[to Stella] I love the smell of a cover-up in the afternoon, don't you?
What do you do when you can't sleep?
Work.
What do normal people do when they can't sleep?
RCRobert Costa
I'm as American as you are. Andover, Columbia undergrad, and a master's from Yale.
Yeah? Guess what? Where I come from, it still makes you a foreigner.
TMTom Martin
Your tactics don't frighten me.
It's not my tactics you need to worry about. It's my results.
So she came in with the sheets? Where'd they come from?
Hotels. Don't worry there's only about seventy thousand hotels in this town.
TMTom Martin
There are a lot of men in this country who look like me. Average.
Don't sell yourself short. You're unique. Or at least your blood is.
What do you need roofies for, anyway?
TGTony Garcia
I have a sleep disorder.
You provide security. It's your job to stay awake.
What do you do when you can't sleep?
Work.
What do normal people do when they can't sleep? [Mac looks confused] They flip the pillows to the cooler side! [Mac realizes what she means and they flip the mattress to show a yellow discolored spot] Bleach heaven! I'm starting to get frustrated!
[uses his knife and cuts down to the springs showing blood] Don't get mad...Get even!
S1 E20Supply and Demand
DDelroy
I can't feel my ribs!
Oh, you will soon, and it's gonna hurt like a bastard.
There's nothing more depressing than looking at a rich kid's moneyline.
[Stella and Flack just leave a loud altercation with Jordan, her father, and their lawyer]
When I'm the cooler head, you know you blew it.
I blew it? What about Buffy the friend-slayer over there?
DLDiane the lawyer
My client has nothing to say.
That's okay. I'm in a chatty mood. [Behind her, Flack smirks]
The fatal shot to the head was an act of mercy after the beating he took.
What did the witness see?
Nothing. She heard a ruckus through her wall, then the gunshot, discovered him here.
She ran towards the sound of a gunshot? Must not be a New Yorker.
[grinning] She's from South Carolina. The whole building's full of students.
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