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S4 E8Buzzkill

Crime of passion?

That's one possibility. Or... she's the inside guy? They planned this robbery together, but before she got her cut...her partner double-crossed her.

(skeptical) Nick, I've had guys in here blame their criminal behavior on wives, bosses, even the devil. But I gotta tell ya, this is a new one. You're telling me you were driven to this by a shiny red light?

You know, Lindsay, I don't think these lollipops are lollipops. (tests one) Heroin.

Well, that changes everything.

So these guys are mailing the money somewhere.

Smart move. Not keeping the cash on them or in the apartment.

If you raise the ink from the pouch, maybe we can get an address.

Oh, what? You doing science now?

PNPatti Nelson

(about Jenna Donovan) I didn't kill her.

Patti, come on. These magic lollipops are like the hot new thing.

PNPatti Nelson

Look, I told you. I am sorry she's dead, but those lollipops aren't worth killing for.

Listen to me, I already got you on possession of heroin. Just a hop, skip and a jump to murder if I work this right, and for your information, I'm very good. Especially since Jenna's dead body shows us that she was in one hell of a fight right before that party.

(walking into the lab with Stella) Our vic's body couldn't help but remind me of my Great-Uncle Andy.

Oh, hearing that is enough to make any model break into tears.

(chuckling) Oh, no, there's no physical resemblance, although he was in freakishly superior shape for an octogenarian. But no, what I mean is Uncle Andy would never finish telling a story. Every time you thought he was done, he'd find something more to say.

[Handing Mac an artist's representation of the killer] Here's our killer. It's all the information we were able to get from our witnesses.

So, we just need to find everybody with two eyes, a nose, and a mouth?

S4 E9One Wedding and A Funeral

GFGeorge Foodim

After hitting a few bars, I went back to Brett's apartment and that's when I found him. I started to call the cops, right? But it's not like there was anything I could do. He was already dead. I had to get him to the park.

Uh, y-you're gonna have to help us out here, pal. Why did you have to get Brett to the park?

GFGeorge Foodim

It was a bet. He was engaged twice before, couldn't go through with it. I bet our buddy Toby that Brett would definitely show up this time. There was no way I was gonna lose.

Whoa, whoa. You stuffed, dressed and moved your dead friend for a bet?

GFGeorge Foodim

It was a hundred grand, man. I...I don't have it. And if I didn't pay up, Toby would have gone to my dad.

It never occurred to you, with your friend being dead and all, that just maybe the bet was off?

GFGeorge Foodim

I told you.

Yeah. Fifteen shots of tequila. I heard you.

GFGeorge Foodim

Yeah, well it made... made sense yesterday morning. I feel bad. If you knew Brett, Brett, (laughs a bit) Yeah, I mean, he, he would've laughed. He would've done the same thing, I'm telling you.

(charging into his office) What the hell were you thinking, Drew?! I mean, this was not cute or funny or the least bit charming. I told you, I didn't want you to send me any more gifts, and I thought I made it perfectly clear that I was not interested. And then you put this box on my truck? I called the bomb squad, Drew.

DDrew

It's not from me, Stella. Look, every gift I sent to your office was with a card. You know, there was a theme going on, in case you hadn't noticed. A puzzle doesn't exactly say 'take a risk'.

(walks into the room to see Danny smiling) What are you so happy about?

I figured out what killed my groom.

Was it the mother-in-law?

Hahaha, no! It was a missing wedding gift.

(showing Sheldon and Danny the cell phone that was pulled from the vic) My first dead ringer. (Danny laughs a bit)

So the Hatfields and the McCoys couldn't keep it together long enough to merge the family fortunes.

So the neighbors were very helpful. They saw nothing, heard nothing and know nothing. Welcome to my life.

[Mac notices the missing pieces in the puzzles sent to Stella]

S4 E10The Thing About Heroes

He holds Mac responsible for losing someone in his family.

So what? Now he wants Mac to lose someone in his family?

Yeah. One of us.

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