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CSI: NY · Season 4, Episode 9

“One Wedding and A Funeral” quotes from CSI: NY

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“One Wedding and A Funeral” · Season 4, Episode 9

In this episode: Don Flack (3), Mac Taylor (2), Adam Ross (2), Danny Messer (1), Stella Bonasera (1), Sid Hammerback (1)

GFGeorge Foodim

After hitting a few bars, I went back to Brett's apartment and that's when I found him. I started to call the cops, right? But it's not like there was anything I could do. He was already dead. I had to get him to the park.

Uh, y-you're gonna have to help us out here, pal. Why did you have to get Brett to the park?

GFGeorge Foodim

It was a bet. He was engaged twice before, couldn't go through with it. I bet our buddy Toby that Brett would definitely show up this time. There was no way I was gonna lose.

Whoa, whoa. You stuffed, dressed and moved your dead friend for a bet?

GFGeorge Foodim

It was a hundred grand, man. I...I don't have it. And if I didn't pay up, Toby would have gone to my dad.

It never occurred to you, with your friend being dead and all, that just maybe the bet was off?

GFGeorge Foodim

I told you.

Yeah. Fifteen shots of tequila. I heard you.

GFGeorge Foodim

Yeah, well it made... made sense yesterday morning. I feel bad. If you knew Brett, Brett, (laughs a bit) Yeah, I mean, he, he would've laughed. He would've done the same thing, I'm telling you.

(charging into his office) What the hell were you thinking, Drew?! I mean, this was not cute or funny or the least bit charming. I told you, I didn't want you to send me any more gifts, and I thought I made it perfectly clear that I was not interested. And then you put this box on my truck? I called the bomb squad, Drew.

DDrew

It's not from me, Stella. Look, every gift I sent to your office was with a card. You know, there was a theme going on, in case you hadn't noticed. A puzzle doesn't exactly say 'take a risk'.

(walks into the room to see Danny smiling) What are you so happy about?

I figured out what killed my groom.

Was it the mother-in-law?

Hahaha, no! It was a missing wedding gift.

(showing Sheldon and Danny the cell phone that was pulled from the vic) My first dead ringer. (Danny laughs a bit)

So the Hatfields and the McCoys couldn't keep it together long enough to merge the family fortunes.

So the neighbors were very helpful. They saw nothing, heard nothing and know nothing. Welcome to my life.

[Mac notices the missing pieces in the puzzles sent to Stella]

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