(showing Mac how to use Second Life) Boss, if you go in-world looking like Joe Boring you're gonna get flagged as a newbie. Let me get in here real quick. Check this out. Hip do, a little custom skin. Cool coat. All right. Check it out. Now you're ready to roll in-world.
S4 E5Down The Rabbit Hole
(walking into Stella's office and sees a gift on her desk) Only 61 days until Christmas, although it looks like you've already gotten some gifts.
Uh, yeah. It's getting embarrassing. This guy I met a couple of weeks ago. He's extremely persistent. Last week it was a parachute. This week it's rock climbing gear.
(smiling) Sounds like Mr. Adventure wants to get physical.
S4 E6Boo
I hate zombies.
Yeah, they spoil all the fun, don't they?
[Danny interrogates a man who accidentally shot his sister as a boy, and an entire family years later.]
You're the one that killed that family, not the Devil.
SSuspect
You're wrong. The Devil did kill them. And he came to me the night my sister died. I just didn't know enough not to let him in.
SBSheriff Benson
All I'm saying is people come to town and get caught up in the folklore.
Do we look like we're here buying postcards?
(while working the late-late shift in the cemetery)
GDGrave Digger #1
Smallpox, Yellow Fever, influenza. She had the Bubonic Plague.
GDGrave Digger #2
(digging) What are you talking about, Pops?
GDGrave Digger #1
Long ago when several coffins were excavated and scratches were found inside, our ancestors, they realized they'd been burying (snickering) folks before their time. No kiddin'. Back then, when the plagues hit, guys like you and me, we couldn't dig fast enough.
GDGrave Digger #2
(not believing) Come on!
GDGrave Digger #1
Saved by the bell doesn't mean what you think. Morticians would tie a string to the hand of the dead person and take the other end of the string and tie it to a bell, aboveground. And immediately after the, uh, burial, a person from the mortuary would be assigned the task to sit by the new gravesite and listen for the bell to ring. (laughs) That was called the graveyard shift.
SBSheriff Benson
(about the crime scene) This one's gonna be covered differently.
Why is that?
SBSheriff Benson
Thirty-one years ago the former owner, Bill Willens shot himself in this house. Two days later, his daughter disappeared. Bill's wife, Betty, claims her husband was hearing voices. He told people the house was possessed by evil spirits.
Just like The Amityville Horror.
SBSheriff Benson
All I know is the folks inside this house were good people. For Gil Duncan to shoot his family, commit suicide... there's gotta be an explanation other than ghosts made him do it.
So Stella told me your mysterious caller disappeared.
Haven't got a call at 3:33 a.m. in over a week.
Maybe your guy decided it was time to stop stalking you.
Maybe he's getting ready to take it to the next level.
He was dead before he was killed. Happy Halloween.
Well, I didn't find any bite marks on him or human brains in his stomach contents, but he was dead before he was killed, which medically makes him a zombie. Happy Halloween.
S4 E7Commuted Sentences
Four older brothers and a Detective-Sergeant for a father. Your old man dust you for prints when you got home from a date?
JAJess Angell
If it was up to them, I wouldn't have knows boys existed until I was 21.
I'm sure the boys knew you existed.
JAJess Angell
(pauses and smiles) Was that a line, Flack? Did you just bust out your game on me?
(looks away, grinning) What?
JAJess Angell
It was, wasn't it? Look at you, you're blushing! (laughs)
My game. Game, what game? I don't have a game. If I did, that's probably as good as it gets.
JAJess Angell
I think it was pretty good.
(appearing by the car) Detectives. Oh. I'm not interrupting anything, am I? (suddenly getting in the backseet of the car) You two have been trailing me for the last couple of hours. Now, if you're going to follow me, you may as well have a copy of my itinerary. We've got lunch at Stang's in, oh, fifteen minutes. That might be a bit expensive on your boyfriend's salary. The rest of the day is here. Saks, Bloomingdale's. I've got a meeting at four in the office. You get the idea and, um, I jotted down my cell phone in case you have trouble keeping up. Have a nice day. (gets out out of the car & walks away)
(while doing a reconstruction of the shooting w/ Danny behind her)
Definitely, could have gone through the love handles. (smiles and pinches his stomach)
That's too low, wise-ass.
(during her interrogation) Whenever I see a useless piece of human trash walk away without consequence, I feel violated again... Bentley was smiling... Kaplan was going about his life as if nothing had happened...
So you became a predator? A killer?
I think of myself as an arbiter of justice.
(holding an empty box) Where are the shoes that were in this box?
They're gone. I threw them away.
You threw away a pair of four-hundred dollars shoes?
Is that against the law? Why do you bother? Mitchell Bentley was a piece of garbage.
You just don't get it, do you? It doesn't matter who the victim is. It's the killer we're after.
Was he with anyone?
LLarry
A smoking hot brunette in a red dress. She made the reservation, under Florence Nightingale. I'm thinking fake name.
Real sharp, Larry.
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