I hate zombies.
Yeah, they spoil all the fun, don't they?
“Boo” · Season 4, Episode 6
In this episode: Mac Taylor (2), Danny Messer (2), Lindsay Monroe (2), Sid Hammerback (2), Don Flack (1), Stella Bonasera (1)
[Danny interrogates a man who accidentally shot his sister as a boy, and an entire family years later.]
You're the one that killed that family, not the Devil.
SSuspect
You're wrong. The Devil did kill them. And he came to me the night my sister died. I just didn't know enough not to let him in.
SBSheriff Benson
All I'm saying is people come to town and get caught up in the folklore.
Do we look like we're here buying postcards?
(while working the late-late shift in the cemetery)
GDGrave Digger #1
Smallpox, Yellow Fever, influenza. She had the Bubonic Plague.
GDGrave Digger #2
(digging) What are you talking about, Pops?
GDGrave Digger #1
Long ago when several coffins were excavated and scratches were found inside, our ancestors, they realized they'd been burying (snickering) folks before their time. No kiddin'. Back then, when the plagues hit, guys like you and me, we couldn't dig fast enough.
GDGrave Digger #2
(not believing) Come on!
GDGrave Digger #1
Saved by the bell doesn't mean what you think. Morticians would tie a string to the hand of the dead person and take the other end of the string and tie it to a bell, aboveground. And immediately after the, uh, burial, a person from the mortuary would be assigned the task to sit by the new gravesite and listen for the bell to ring. (laughs) That was called the graveyard shift.
SBSheriff Benson
(about the crime scene) This one's gonna be covered differently.
Why is that?
SBSheriff Benson
Thirty-one years ago the former owner, Bill Willens shot himself in this house. Two days later, his daughter disappeared. Bill's wife, Betty, claims her husband was hearing voices. He told people the house was possessed by evil spirits.
Just like The Amityville Horror.
SBSheriff Benson
All I know is the folks inside this house were good people. For Gil Duncan to shoot his family, commit suicide... there's gotta be an explanation other than ghosts made him do it.
So Stella told me your mysterious caller disappeared.
Haven't got a call at 3:33 a.m. in over a week.
Maybe your guy decided it was time to stop stalking you.
Maybe he's getting ready to take it to the next level.
He was dead before he was killed. Happy Halloween.
Well, I didn't find any bite marks on him or human brains in his stomach contents, but he was dead before he was killed, which medically makes him a zombie. Happy Halloween.
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