Speed quotes from CSI: Miami

Horatio

We are still missing a component: the Action Switch isn't here.

We covered that scene on our hands and knees, we covered it all.

Horatio

[Giving Speed a serious stare] Let me say it again: it's not here!

Calleigh

French lace. From the window at the Moreno house. It's also used in high-end toupees. Gives a more natural look to the hair line.

Lace on a rug?

Calleigh

Mmm-hmm.

Well, shoot me if it comes to that.

What kind of boat are you looking for?

The kind that has blood in it!

Horatio

Speed!

Yeah!

Horatio

What does it say on the stern?

Luna Nueva. Moon New.

Eric

It's "New Moon."

Calleigh

Why didn't he just sand the number all the way down?

I dunno, maybe it's a guy thing.

Calleigh

What, they'll add-on or cover up but they won't mess with the chassis?

You know what, you're scaring me.

Megan

Thin epidermis, lots of blood vessels and the sebaceous glands are separate from the hair follicles. We're talking penis-- tore off.

Ouch.

Megan

You might want to get a good hold of yourself.

Why?

Megan

Still have to chop it up; confirm it's Paul's.

Oh...

What d'you got?

Eric

A car explosion, burn victim, checking for cognac used as an accelerant. Beat that?

Yeah. I got a priest shot with a rifle, dead, in a church.

Eric

Not bad.

Not bad?

Eric

Not bad.

It's at least a draw, you're not gonna beat me with a burned-out car.

Megan

Boys and their measuring sticks.

Excuse me.

Yeah, can I help you?

Look, I'm a third-year law student from U. of M.

Congratulations.

And I know that it's illegal for you guys to keep us here.

Eric

You know what? You're right, actually, but as a human being, I think you have an obligation to cooperate like everyone else. So why don't you get back in line for me, okay? Thank you.

Hey, Megan, did you miss me?

Eric

She actually forgot your name.

Eric

So we have a murder weapon and a suspect. What have you got?

[Holding up a pair of large purple panties.] I have a murder weapon of a different sort.

Horatio

Let me ask you a question. How many things do you think we'll overlook in a career?

You? Less than anyone I know. Me? Fewer because of it.

Crisis averted.

Horatio

Tell that to his widow.

But didn't we already do that with the print in the glove?

Horatio

Yes, we did. But like my old man says: "You don't have a backup, you don't have a plan."

Smart guy.

Eric

I heard radioactivity can cause temporary infertility.

So, you and your girlfriend are temporarily in luck...

Eric

Yeah, or permanently screwed!

Horatio

This cocaine did not come from Haiti.

Not unless Haiti is in the middle of our crime lab.