Yelina Salas quotes from CSI: Miami

Yelina

It's funny what people will do and think we'll never figure it out.

Yelina

Ashley attended your party at this very office last night, she had champagne, ate caviar... And got strangled.

Horatio

Killer just made his second mistake.

Yelina

What was his first?

Horatio

His first mistake was murder.

So, who was supposed to rescue her?

Her boyfriend, Tommy. The kidnapping was his gift to her.

Yelina

How thoughtful.

Horatio

Wow!

Yelina

Me and Stetler huh?

Horatio

When did that happen?

Yelina

He asked me out, I said yes, that's usually how it works.

Horatio

I think this one has been helped along.

Yelina

You mean sabotage?

Horatio

Nope, I mean murder.

Horatio

Fraud, theft, embezzlement...

Yelina

Look at the victims, rich men in their 50's and 60's.

Horatio

Broke their hearts... then broke their bank accounts.

Yelina

I ran those credit cards, looks like Madonna Arias charged $500 dollars worth of gas since yesterday.

Horatio

That's an interesting ability for a dead woman.

Yelina

These are guard dogs.

Horatio

Yup, with feathers.

Darryl

I've got nothing to say.

Yelina

Thats very interesting since we haven't asked you any questions yet.

Yelina

How 'bout you answer our questions?

Darryl

[mocking her accent] How 'bout yoo learn to speak eenglish?

Horatio

Darryl...

Darryl

I'm not answering questions for some Puerto Rico cop.

Horatio

Darryl- that is Det. Salas, and she is attempting to give you a chance, but you are too stupid to use it.

Alexx

This man didn't fall, someone fell on him.

Yelina

All right, so where's the guy who crushed him?

Alexx

You don't fall three stories to get up and run away.

Horatio

You do if you've got something to hide.

Yelina

...collateral damage, gang shoot-outs usually go down in the streets in their own territories. This time, it was in a public place.

Horatio

So they brought the war to us... now we're going to take it to them.

Yelina

This is my case. I don't need you to tell me how to run it.

Yours for now, but it's gonna be mine later. Seems like there's a lot of that going around these days.

Horatio

Eric, how fast was the vehicle going when it hit the boat?

Yelina

The guy towing the boat said it was going at least 40.

Eric

Well, I don't see anything jammed against the accelerator.

Yelina

Then how did the dead man hit the gas?

Horatio

With help from the living.