Speed quotes from CSI: Miami

Okay, so we learned the black box is actually orange.

Okay, so black boxes - understand that they're really orange.

The last time I was in church was when Kurt Cobain died.

No, no, you can't. You know why? Because now you're a suspect, so go ahead and get comfortable. Legally. [Man walks away] (To himself) Jackass.

Why anyone needs to prove that evil exists is beyond me.

One man's family album is another man's porn.

One minute, you're running the world, and the next, you're in a six-by-six.

Yeah, that's funny.

Well, assumption is the mother of disaster...

I don't know, dude, but it uh, sounds like motive!

How about a little time sitting in a jail cell? Might refresh your memory.

If Veronica's so innocent, why did she try to dump the body?

Megan

Nice thing about hair, it grows at an even rate, about a half-an-inch a month.

Gives us a nice time line.

Megan

Yeah, she'd been using antidepressants for the past year, Prozac and Zoloft. Six months ago, she smoked some pot.

And they say blondes have more fun.

What the hell is this?

That's a warrant to search the premises.

For what?

For items looted from an air-crash site. What'd you think, you were going to sell them on eBay?

Calleigh

He was probably taken unawares during Letterman.

Top ten ways to get your head blown off!