Frank Tripp quotes from CSI: Miami

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[sees spider crawl out of dead man's mouth] Bluh. I'm never eating shellfish again.

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Tell me again where you mislaid your wife?

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Looked like you were about to bust out in a 40-yard dash!

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Are you stuck on stupid? Just do it!

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[To Mr. Boland.] Now we know you didn't kill her for love... it had to be for money.

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Prisoners troll the Internet. Freedom of speech B.S. And those lowlifes reel in women like you!

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Cameras, maps, guns... Oh my.

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[Pulls out a gun from a filing cabinet.] Nine-millimeter filed under S, for stupid.

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Well I guess that clears up the car thing... since you've got the keys!

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[To Danny.] The police report said you left the keys in the ignition outside the bank- did you leave your brain in the glove compartment, too? I mean, who does that?

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Scare her?! We call that felony, Dumb-Ass.

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Take Tweedledee and Tweedledum here for a ride.

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[About two witnesses who are talking too much.] Hey, hey, hey, shut up! You sound like a bunch of busted leafblowers!

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Yogi over there is one big-ass bear.

Frank

[replying to Ryan about why he brought him to the scene] Besides the amazing joy I get from knowing I've been an inconvenience to you...