Valera quotes from CSI: Miami

That noose was a pain in the neck (Horatio looks unimpressed) Sorry.

Somebody left DNA?

3 "Somebodies."

You're kidding me.

First donor was female: saliva, she's a gum chewer.

Are there any CODIS hits?

Nada!

Right, how about the other two "somebodies"?

Not saliva, not female.

I guess we weren't the only one who got lucky.

You shouldn't say that, male sample got trapped inside the gum, I'm guessing she chewed it... mmm after.

Right, she's living dangerously.

Have you seen Ashley Anders' movies?

Calleigh

Me? Where do I see them?

Oh, clubs, parties.... You know, out.

Calleigh

No, I don't think you and I are going to the same places, Valera.

Porn's the new Martini, no one's hiding their vices anymore.

Alexx

Hello, Maxine. Maxine?

Oh, Dr. Woods!

Alexx

Hi.

Hi. Uh, sorry. No one here ever calls me by my first name. Almost forgot I had one.

Eric

It's unbelievable.

What?

Eric

Wolfe.

Again? You need to just go in a room and beat each other up.

Horatio

Norman Stein.

In the system for an attempted-rape charge last year.

Horatio

Well, welcome to strike two, Norman!

Ryan

So, guess what I found in my pile of puke.

Do I have to?

That guy reminds me of my junior-high school principal.

Calleigh

Well, he knows more about me than my principal ever did.

Heard someone died twice today. Freaky.

Eric

Yeah, but I know somebody killed twice today.

Calleigh, you needed to see me.

Calleigh

Yes, I was wondering if you could take those four cans of glass that we got from the crime scene and run them through DNA.

Every piece?

Calleigh

Yeah.

Delko

Yeah, we're gonna need it ASAP, okay?

Sure, and while I'm at it I'll find a way to end global warming and finish that proof of the unified field theory I've been working on.

Calleigh

Okay, let's say that you're Christina.

Selling myself for money? (sarcastically) Thanks.

Calleigh

[smiles] All right, just go with me.