Megan quotes from CSI: Miami

Megan

Nice thing about hair, it grows at an even rate, about a half-an-inch a month.

Gives us a nice time line.

Megan

Yeah, she'd been using antidepressants for the past year, Prozac and Zoloft. Six months ago, she smoked some pot.

And they say blondes have more fun.

Horatio

...But that's not what brought the plane down.

Eric

No... mmm... actually, the shoe hit the fan. I found a piece of leather in the N°2 engine.

Megan

Let me guess: red suede, $450 a pair, right?

Megan

You miss it, don't you? Being on the front lines.

Horatio

The simple answer is no.

Megan

I saw you out there. Why leave something you're good at?

Horatio

You ever bet on a horse race?

Megan

Life's enough of a gamble.

Horatio

Some horses run better in a harness--and the science is my discipline.

Megan

Horatio, what are you doing?

Horatio

I'm giving Al's wife his wedding ring back.

Megan

That's evidence.

Horatio

I know that.

Megan

You can't just give it away!

Horatio

I'm not giving it away. I'm givin' it back.

Megan

Thin epidermis, lots of blood vessels and the sebaceous glands are separate from the hair follicles. We're talking penis-- tore off.

Ouch.

Megan

You might want to get a good hold of yourself.

Why?

Megan

Still have to chop it up; confirm it's Paul's.

Oh...

What d'you got?

Eric

A car explosion, burn victim, checking for cognac used as an accelerant. Beat that?

Yeah. I got a priest shot with a rifle, dead, in a church.

Eric

Not bad.

Not bad?

Eric

Not bad.

It's at least a draw, you're not gonna beat me with a burned-out car.

Megan

Boys and their measuring sticks.

Megan

Who would want to kill a priest?

Horatio

Nowadays...anyone.