How do you feel?
Like a hummingbird on six cups of coffee.
“Dispo Day” · Season 1, Episode 18
In this episode: Horatio Caine (6), Calleigh Duquesne (4), Eric Delko (2), Frank Tripp (2), Speed (1), Speedle (1)
This cocaine did not come from Haiti.
Not unless Haiti is in the middle of our crime lab.
[About the polygraph test.] They ask about your girlfriend?
H, you know I don't have a girlfriend.
No girlfriend this week?
The car is stolen.
Based on?
Based on the screwdriver in the ignition.
Hey, Jack. You miss being a real cop?
JSJack Seeger
You're just full of 'em today, aren't you?
You have no idea.
So, you gonna shave before you go to IAB?
It's a polygraph test, not a portrait.
PTPaul Tomassi
[Watching Delko smash expensive tile.] Do you have any idea how much one of those costs?
About half as much as two.
REReporter Enrique Rayas
You're the investigator in the dispo case that resulted in two tragic deaths. You mind if I ask you a few questions for our viewers?
Yeah.
Saw your friend out front. Guy thinks he's Tom Brokaw.
If he's Tom Brokaw, I'm Elliot Ness.
JSJack Seeger
Duquesne, you're up.
I've got one more knock-and-talk and then I'm all yours.
JSJack Seeger
Don't make me call Lieutenant Caine.
I wouldn't make my Lieutenant take a call from you.
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