The last time I was in church was when Kurt Cobain died.
“Ashes To Ashes” · Season 1, Episode 5
In this episode: Horatio Caine (5), Eric Delko (4), Speed (2), Megan (2)
What d'you got?
A car explosion, burn victim, checking for cognac used as an accelerant. Beat that?
Yeah. I got a priest shot with a rifle, dead, in a church.
Not bad.
Not bad?
Not bad.
It's at least a draw, you're not gonna beat me with a burned-out car.
Boys and their measuring sticks.
Here is what we're gonna do. Go to this address, with a photograph of Douglas and ask Artie if he has recently sold any strawberry-scented rubber teddies.
Artie's Adult Playground?
You know Artie?
Do you know Artie?
Just go to the address, Eric.
Who would want to kill a priest?
Nowadays...anyone.
[To Jeffrey Douglas] Before you go...I wanted to...show you...a photograph. Take a look at that. Do you know who that is? That's your daughter. This is what she would have looked like on her second birthday, had you not killed her and her mother. Know this, my friend. Every year on this child's birthday, I am going to haunt you. I am going to be all over you till I get what I need to put you in jail. Understand? [Douglas stares at Horatio and says nothing] Do you understand what I'm saying?
Okay, I can tell you that this was done with an excimer laser and its inscription point was no more than three microns in diameter.
[Chuckles.] Okay, how do you know that, though? Were you a jewel thief in another life or what?
Well, in another life, I incarcerated many a jewel thief.
What is it?
More importantly, what was it?
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