Eric Delko quotes from CSI: Miami

Eric

Kind of like going to the bathroom... You can never wipe enough.

Eric

[To Valera, about plastic surgery] Speed had this girlfriend a while back and she looked like she stood in a wind tunnel.

Eric

You'd be surprised how many criminals stop to pick up their supplies on their way to the crimes.

Eric

Thing is, a lot of people knew Ashley Anders, she had one of the top selling DVD's of the adult market. [Alexx gives Eric a look.] ...I've heard.

Eric

So our snake was a mule.

Eric

This guy, he took the expressway--16 stories down.

Eric

[Laughing at Frank after the accident.] Ah, so does the water heater come standard, or is that custom?

Eric

[Laughs at Ryan's gloating] Not bad, Wolverine. Couldn't grab a handful of hair, just in case?

Delko

Lawyers, vampires and werewolves, they all run in the same circles.

Delko

Question's how does a drunk flight attendant end up being treated as baggage?

Eric

Get out, Wolfe! Just get out!

Horatio

...But that's not what brought the plane down.

Eric

No... mmm... actually, the shoe hit the fan. I found a piece of leather in the N°2 engine.

Megan

Let me guess: red suede, $450 a pair, right?

Horatio

No friction burn, right? Means no seat belt.

Eric

So he might be our shooter?

Horatio

Yes. The question then becomes: Why would you shoot your own pilot?

Calleigh

That smells good.

Eric

A little Café Cubano? (Grins) Puts some hair on your chest.

Calleigh

Don't you just say the sweetest things.

Horatio

Speed!

Yeah!

Horatio

What does it say on the stern?

Luna Nueva. Moon New.

Eric

It's "New Moon."