“Hurricane Anthony” quotes from CSI: Miami

Calleigh

Yeah, but you know, I was thinking. If he hadn't have stolen from the mob, then he never would have become a beach bum in Florida, and then he never would have got picked up by the hurricane. Then if he hadn't got picked up by the hurricane, he would have never hit Burton's car, and if it wasn't for hitting Burton's car, Burton would have gotten away with murder.

Eric

[smiling] Leave it to you, Calleigh, to find something good to come out of a hurricane.

Calleigh

[smiling] They do alleviate global warming.

[to Eric] She's way too cheerful.

[Carrying two heavy boxes.] You were supposed to meet me at the truck...

Eric

I figured you could use the exercise. It's good for you.

Thank you.

Well, assumption is the mother of disaster...

Delko

Got a category-2 hurricane and we get sent out to a traffic incident. What's up with Dispatch?

They're slammed with thousands of calls, so we take them one at a time till order's been restored.

Delko

I'd hate to see what a category-4 looks like.

So would Dispatch.

Horatio

So, God exhales and everything goes sideways, huh?

Horatio

... We also found blood inside your car.

[pause] You found blood?

Horatio

Yeah. Your blood. So either you're a hemophiliac - which I doubt - or you were up to no good on Hurricane Day.