CSI: Miami · Season 2, Episode 15
“Stalkerazzi” · Season 2, Episode 15
In this episode: Horatio Caine (4), Calleigh Duquesne (2), Speed (2), Patrol Officer (2)
[Horatio has just cracked the case.]
I'm still one big hurdle ahead of you.
What would that be?
The jury. I'm a star, kimosabe, I can convince 12 people of anything.
You haven't convinced me, my friend, and that's not a good start.
How about a little time sitting in a jail cell? Might refresh your memory.
Celebrity's part of the job, that's the difference between a patrol officer and a glorified trash collector.
Is it part of your job tampering with a crime scene?
What else did you take?
I took a hat, but that's it.
I need that hat.
[The patrol officer hands Horatio the hat, it has some blood stains.]
Hey, it's just a hat.
And that's why you're just a patrol cop.
Murders sell magazines, Officer. Celebrity murders sell millions of magazines.
Now why would anyone steal pictures of action hero Brad and a girl? You think the girl's married?
I think it's something else...look at the legs; they're long and muscled.
So she's a swimmer.
Not for the girls' team, she isn't.
The guy who called this in?
Yep. Our Good Samaritan just became a murderer.
[Holding a plastic bottle full of urine.] Okay, I'm going to give you two guesses what this is. And it's not Mountain Dew.
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