Calleigh Duquesne quotes from CSI: Miami

Now why would anyone steal pictures of action hero Brad and a girl? You think the girl's married?

Calleigh

I think it's something else...look at the legs; they're long and muscled.

So she's a swimmer.

Calleigh

Not for the girls' team, she isn't.

Calleigh

And we're very good at giving testimony.

Horatio

So Joe, two words: Murder...One.

Calleigh

Well, when we get close to tool marks and ink processing, I'll call you.

If you don't, you'll be hearing from my boss down at the Homeland Security Office.

Calleigh

Well. I've got goosebumps.

Calleigh

Didn't you use to date a girl at the Department of Water and Power?

I did, a long time ago, she hates me, why?

Calleigh

Well, it's just that it takes an awful lot of juice to run an offset printer, and the electrical bill of our counterfeit house would be...spiking...It's not that tough to ask...even if she hates you.

Calleigh

Do you know her friend's name?

Uhh, Maria, Maria something, they're always jabbering in Spanish.

Calleigh

A woman named Maria in Miami... That narrows it down!

Calleigh

Reality TV, can I watch?

Eric

Yeah, have a seat.

Calleigh

Tell me when I have to look away.

Eric

That's the thing, you never have to.

Calleigh

What are you telling me?

Eric

That Jeff Lathan should probably see a doctor about the little blue pill.

Calleigh

Oh! That explains why he didn't want us to watch the tape.

Eric

Looks like the autopilot was engaged.

Plane flies itself until it's told otherwise.

Calleigh

Why did it stop flying?

Could have flown into a rain cloud, wings could have iced up.

Eric

Ice changes the shape of the wing, disrupts the airflow.

Calleigh

That's ironic: who could've guessed that ice could kill you in Miami.

A good pilot could've regained control before it hit the beach.

Eric

Yeah, not a dead one.

Calleigh

Can you be my bodyguard?

Tripp

Only if I can call you Whitney.

[checking Calleigh out.] Damn! Nice cake!

Calleigh

Oh!...Charming!

She's got to have her own aisle at the video store.

Calleigh

You know, Valera said she's famous.

Well, Valera would know.

Have you seen Ashley Anders' movies?

Calleigh

Me? Where do I see them?

Oh, clubs, parties.... You know, out.

Calleigh

No, I don't think you and I are going to the same places, Valera.

Porn's the new Martini, no one's hiding their vices anymore.

Calleigh

Alright which one of you stole my crime light?

Stole is...is very negative I...I had borrowed it and uh I re...I placed it I put it back.

Calleigh

Well it would have been nice if you would have charged it first. I was at the scene and it flat lined.

Delko

Sounds like she's mad at you.

Calleigh I sincerely apologize.

Calleigh

Apology accepted give me yours.

Go ahead its in my kit. [Calleigh Leaves, To Eric] I hope she doesn't need her sodium-resinate.

Calleigh

You're crazy, you know that?

Ryan

What? For taking the initiative?

Calleigh

You could have been gator bait on your first day.

Ryan

I sacrificed my lunch, please, just...remember that.

Calleigh

My dad's come to turn himself in, I was thinking Detective Tripp would be best.

My car was involved in an incident last night.

Horatio

Is the Scotch on your breath related to that incident?

Calleigh

My dad took a drink to calm his nerves before he came in, I witnessed it.

Horatio

So the blood-alcohol test is not going to help us, then? You do realize you're riding the line on this, right?

Calleigh

[After Ryan extracts glass off of her father's jacket.] You didn't tell me there was any broken glass in the car.

Ryan

What I told you was that I wasn't finished.