Calleigh Duquesne quotes from CSI: Miami

Calleigh

Take another one.

What?! That's what got me here in the first place, Calleigh!

Calleigh

You came to me for help, I'm offering you help, take another drink!

Calleigh

Do you think the parents have any idea that they're paying for their kids to have sex with teachers and buy their grades?

Eric

I don't know, but it makes me realize what an angel I was.

Calleigh

Martin Gillespie is one of Miami's best defense attorneys.

Eric

That would explain why his son's answers were so smooth.

Calleigh

And why our job just got a lot harder!

Ryan

Oh, you've got an alibi.

Ryan

[to Calleigh] He's got an alibi.

Calleigh

We love alibis.

Calleigh

There's a morals clause in there that says if you stay clean and sober until you're 21, you get this. [She shows the rich, spoiled suspect a picture of a small island] Breakwater Key.

Ryan

That's a whole island, isn't it? Wow. My parents are leaving me their lawnmower.

Ryan

I took this criminalist seminar-- Evaluating Evidence-- The visiting lecturer said that the CSI's job is to think outside the box. Sometimes the best tool is the stud attached to your earring, she said... Those are nice earrings, by the way.

Calleigh

You took my class. [She smiles]

...But the drops you saw on her dress: cranberry juice, vodka and some trace of citrus.

Calleigh

If I'm not mistaken, that's a Cosmopolitan.

Ryan

Total chick drink.

Calleigh

There was only one chick on our stall door list.

Ryan

[Goes glassy-eyed, imitating the airhead] That's hot.

Calleigh

So I hear women and men use the same bathrooms in this place.

Ryan

Everything but going to the bathrooms; Homicide said there were no less than 8 parties having sex in the stalls.

Calleigh

What ever happened to "get a room"?

Can we do this later? I have a facial.

Calleigh

We have a murder.

Ryan

'Sometimes the best tool for collecting evidence is the back attached to your earring,' she said. Those are nice earrings, by the way.

Calleigh

You took my class.

Calleigh

Find anything?

Horatio

Actually, it's the absence of something that's interesting.

Eric

Shooting at his own guy?

Calleigh

The robbers turned on each other. It's not a team I'd want to be on...

Eric

Half the millionaires in Latin America probably use this place.

Tripp

There are a lot fewer millionaires now than there were this morning...

Calleigh

(Holds up an orange) We got lucky! Someone stepped on this one.

Horatio

Hang on, there's a problem. Take a look at that address.

Calleigh

1126 Charthouse Drive, it's in the Grove.

Horatio

Miami Beach Cafe, which is right on the water, is at 1020 Charthouse, right? So 1126 would probably make his front door out in the Atlantic, wouldn't it?

You're crazy! you think this is going to bring Chip back?

Calleigh

Maybe a part of him?