Calleigh Duquesne quotes from CSI: Miami

Hagen

You know Hank Kerner, our fugitive.

Calleigh

Yeah. We've been through two hung juries together, it's not like we're picking out china.

Hagen

Will you stay with Speedle tonight? Or Delko?

Calleigh

Actually, I'm gonna stay here.

Hagen

Then I'm gonna stay with you.

Calleigh

OK. So long as we're clear you're doing it for you and not for me.

Hagen

Crystal-clear.

Well, that's different.

Calleigh

Someone's been doing yoga.

You guys have a stapler?

Calleigh

No, but you are the third one to ask in the last 10 minutes. Do you want us to burn you a copy?

Calleigh

So I guess the kidnapper was driving a red sports car. It's not exactly subtle...

Neither is murder.

Eric

If you want any real attention in this world, you've got to have blond hair and blue eyes... no offense.

Calleigh

None taken, my eyes are green.

Calleigh

Angelo's got nice taste in cars.

Hard to go wrong when you spend 80 grand.

Calleigh

Yeah, but you know, I was thinking. If he hadn't have stolen from the mob, then he never would have become a beach bum in Florida, and then he never would have got picked up by the hurricane. Then if he hadn't got picked up by the hurricane, he would have never hit Burton's car, and if it wasn't for hitting Burton's car, Burton would have gotten away with murder.

Eric

[smiling] Leave it to you, Calleigh, to find something good to come out of a hurricane.

Calleigh

[smiling] They do alleviate global warming.

[to Eric] She's way too cheerful.

Calleigh

I heard about our shark girl. Is this her?

Alexx

Shot, then eaten. That's a bad day in anyone's book, honey.

Calleigh

She was pretty.

Pretty girl with an ugly job.

Horatio

You say she married for love?

Calleigh

I know. Wonders never cease.

All right, I should have known that.

Calleigh

Well, I would be scared if you did.

Calleigh

Are you tied up?

Eric

Very cute.

Calleigh

People might play nicer with a fender bender if they knew 3 out 10 people stash a gun in their car.

Alexx

Is that true?

Calleigh

Yeah.

Alexx

Then I'll think a little harder next time before I flip someone the bird.

Calleigh

What is that? Some kind of lotion?

Looks like skin moisturizer.

Calleigh

Great! Well that narrows it down to everyone in the state of Florida, plus the tourists.

Eric

Pattern marks on the stock, don't know how I could have missed them.

Calleigh

I know, your eyes were cooked.