SLSuspect Lawyer
Don't you just hate it when the truth doesn't suit you?
Not yet it doesn't...Not yet.
“Innocent” · Season 2, Episode 24
In this episode: Horatio Caine (4), Calleigh Duquesne (2), Speed (2), Stetler (2), Eric Delko (1), Yelina Salas (1), Valera (1), Patrol Officer (1)
[Calleigh and Speed go through a pornstar's apartment.]
She's got to have her own aisle at the video store.
You know, Valera said she's famous.
Well, Valera would know.
[Horatio interrogates an adult film company owner.]
JLJeffers' Lawyer
My client is a prominent businessman with strong ties to the community, he has a family and 3 little girls.
Will they be appearing in your films, Mr. Jeffers, when they grow up? Just out of curiosity.
Ashley attended your party at this very office last night, she had champagne, ate caviar... And got strangled.
Thing is, a lot of people knew Ashley Anders, she had one of the top selling DVD's of the adult market. [Alexx gives Eric a look.] ...I've heard.
Yeah, she's a porn star.
She is also someone's daughter...and that is what we'll focus on.
[Calleigh and Valera talk about the victim, who is a porn star.]
Have you seen Ashley Anders' movies?
Me? Where do I see them?
Oh, clubs, parties.... You know, out.
No, I don't think you and I are going to the same places, Valera.
Porn's the new Martini, no one's hiding their vices anymore.
I suppose I owe you an apology.
Horatio (to Stetler): The man you owe an apology to... [Whispers.] ...just left the room.
[To men harassing Cookie Devine.] Hey, why don't you guys take a walk.
1G1st Guy
What are you, her boyfriend? Lucky man.
2G2nd Guy
Yeh, buddy, hey, hey. How about you let us tap some of that... ha ha ha.
I'm serious. Get out o' here.
1G1st Guy
Why don't I kick your ass instead?
[Showing his gun and badge] How about I arrest you? For harassing this young lady. And interfering with a murder investigation. How about that?
1G1st Guy
No problem. We didn't mean anything, sir.
2G2nd Guy
Sorry, Officer.
Get lost.
CDCookie Devine
Can I have your job? I got into the wrong business.
Congratulations, you bagged the porn king, his lawyer and the killer, it's not a bad week's work.
I guess it's not good for you, Rick, unless you've arrested any police officers.
It isn't my job to be liked.
Mission accomplished.
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