Calleigh Duquesne quotes from CSI: Miami

Calleigh

Leech saliva...

Alexx

Medical marvel, you know. It contains enzymes that expand your blood vessels.

Calleigh

Kind of like Viagra...

Alexx

Well, not quite. Unlike Viagra, it contains a mild anesthetic so you don't feel the bite...

Eric

The average person's reaction time from sensation, perception through response is 1.5 seconds.

Calleigh

How do you know that?

Delko

Auto insurance studies.

Betty and I had a very healthy sexual relationship. She was not afraid to try new things.

Calleigh

...Back to the question, Mr. Reins.

Calleigh

And those guys gave up their clothes way too easily...

Eric

Yeah, that's never good...

Alexx

93 degrees-- puts her time of death at about 2AM.

Calleigh

Blood pools indicate time of attack was earlier.

Alexx

Your job, honey. Mine begins with death.

Hagen

[About Horatio] I'm just saying, it's a hell of a lonely road he's walking.

Calleigh

Well, that's why I'm walking it with him.

Horatio

How do you feel?

Calleigh

Like a hummingbird on six cups of coffee.

Eric

The car is stolen.

Calleigh

Based on?

Eric

Based on the screwdriver in the ignition.

Calleigh

So, you gonna shave before you go to IAB?

It's a polygraph test, not a portrait.

Duquesne, you're up.

Calleigh

I've got one more knock-and-talk and then I'm all yours.

Don't make me call Lieutenant Caine.

Calleigh

I wouldn't make my Lieutenant take a call from you.

Calleigh

Sometimes it's difficult to have family.

Horatio

Sometimes it's more difficult not to.

Eric

Cute girls.

Calleigh

Yeah, they thought you were cute, too.

Eric

Yeah, What did they say?

Calleigh

They wanted to know if you had a younger brother.

Calleigh

Aren't you supposed to be off this case?

Alexx

Joan's got the report. Can't help it if I can read upside-down.

Alexx

You're not even going to ask me why she slipped Dennis eye drops?

Calleigh

I'm a lawyer's daughter. I don't ask a question I have the answer to.

This ain't over, bitch. I'll be seeing you.

Calleigh

Well, you know what the thing is, Hank, it doesn't really matter if you do, because even if you get rid of me, someone will step in my place, and if you silence me, the evidence has its own voice and it keeps saying over and over, "you." You and your bullets. You know what, and by the way, where you're going, I think you're going to be the bitch.