Calleigh Duquesne quotes from CSI: Miami

Calleigh

He was probably taken unawares during Letterman.

Top ten ways to get your head blown off!

Calleigh

That smells good.

Eric

A little Café Cubano? (Grins) Puts some hair on your chest.

Calleigh

Don't you just say the sweetest things.

Calleigh

French lace. From the window at the Moreno house. It's also used in high-end toupees. Gives a more natural look to the hair line.

Lace on a rug?

Calleigh

Mmm-hmm.

Well, shoot me if it comes to that.

Calleigh

Why didn't he just sand the number all the way down?

I dunno, maybe it's a guy thing.

Calleigh

What, they'll add-on or cover up but they won't mess with the chassis?

You know what, you're scaring me.

Calleigh

That's our last lifter!

Horatio

(impatiently) There are more in the van!

(shuffling on her knees to look at the print) Now that's juciy!

Horatio

Yes it is!

Horatio

(softly as not to startle her) Calleigh?

Calleigh

(wakes up suddenly) Oh My God I'm so sorry! I closed my eyes for just a second!

Horatio

(smiles) Don't worry about it! You're a morning person!

Calleigh

(panicking about looking weak in front of her boss) Horatio, I don't know what happened!

Horatio

You're fine!

Horatio

What do you want in your coffee?

Calleigh

(looks away from him blushing) Sugar!

Horatio

(laughs from down the hall)

Calleigh

She's talking to someone but whoever it is stayed off camera! Where are you?

Horatio

I'm walking past the bowling display where the toys are mounted onto the wall!

Calleigh

Ok, I don't see you! Hello, Handsome! I see your hand!

Horatio

How far was she from the wall?

Calleigh

About three feet!

Calleigh

What about the guy in the Acapulco t-shirt? He give prints?

Eric

No but do you think we can arrest him based on the fact that it's a little too creepy to be in one of these places without a kid?

Calleigh

Do you have any ridge builder lotion?

Eric

In my kit.

Calleigh

Can you hold my shoe prints?

Eric

Yeah!

Calleigh

(takes her hair down then puts ridge builder lotion over her hands) Hi, I'm Calleigh Dusquene!

Bo Repkin!

Calleigh

Your last name is Repkin?

Yeah!

Eric

(claps as she passes him her clip board)

Calleigh

There you go!

Eric

Thank you!

Calleigh

Can you take my shoe prints pack to the lab?

Eric

Yes!

Calleigh

Do you believe her story?

Horatio

I don't know... I guess that depends on how you like seeing men dress up in your underwear.

Calleigh

Personally, leather chaps, nothing else. [Pauses, looks at Horatio's expression] That was a joke.

Horatio

I know.

Horatio

You used boiled noodles.

Calleigh

For brain spatter it's either that or oysters.

Horatio

So what do you get when a six-foot-tall man lays down with a three-foot-long rifle?

Calleigh

Hot flashes... but that's just me.

Horatio

Nice work. Have you considered a transfer to SWAT?

Calleigh

I don't look good in all black.

Horatio

I beg to differ.

Horatio

Boom. Boom. Boom. And that's called the Kill Zone.

Calleigh

No messing around, just clean and deadly.

Horatio

A present for you, from Alexx.

Calleigh

Nasal mucus. And it isn't even my birthday.