[Flashing her badge] Is this hot enough for you or do you want to see my weapons permit?
[Speed is processing a crime scene at the beach]]
“Spring Break” · Season 1, Episode 21
In this episode: Calleigh Duquesne (2), Horatio Caine (1), Eric Delko (1), Speed (1)
Sir, can you read the yellow tape there? It says 'Crime Scene.'
TTed
Hey, I got a permit to be here.
Ohhhhh, you've got a permit!
TTed
Yeah, that's right. From Parks and Rec.
[Getting out cellphone] Well, I'm going to let you tell that to the parents of the girl who got murdered here last night.
TTed
Woah, wait a minute--
I'm going to let you tell them that we can't process this crime scene because you have a permit for a party.
TTed
You misunderstood me.
Then I'm going to arrest your cheap, tequila-pushing ass, and have you spend the night in lockup, with all the drunk-and-disorderlies, and you can smell the vomit of the fraternity boys.
TTed
You know what, man, maybe I should just ah, wait, until you're finished.
That's a capital idea, Ted.
[Eric and Calleigh at hotel; Eric has just pulled out a victim]
Cute girls.
Yeah, they thought you were cute, too.
Yeah, What did they say?
They wanted to know if you had a younger brother.
Jon, this guy stinks.
JGDr. Jon Grizel
Well, maybe, Horatio - but the courts only care how the evidence smells.
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