Calleigh Duquesne quotes from CSI: Miami

Cooper

Yeesh! I wish I could un-see that.

Calleigh

I'm sorry, can you play it again?

Calleigh

I cannot believe I took a bullet for you.

Jake

What are you talking about? I can't believe I shot a man for you!

Calleigh

I'm the one in pain!

Jake

I've got the emotional scars!

Calleigh

Emma, it's safe to come out.

Did you get him?

Calleigh

We did.

The man in the jacket?

Calleigh

We got the man in the jacket.

I was scared.

Calleigh

I think that's a very brave thing to admit.

Calleigh

If you don't mind my asking, if you know how he was killed and when he was killed why did you send his stomach contents to trace?

Alexx

Calleigh, gut feeling. Okay no pun intended.

Ryan

What about your son? You just left him there?

What could I do?

Calleigh

Be a human being for starters.

Eric

I came back too soon.

Calleigh

All right, I'll go this one alone, but we can't make it without you.

Calleigh

It's a feather!

Eric

Yeah, it's a feather, from a duck.

Calleigh

Wait a minute. You're saying that first of all there was a killer bear and now there's a killer duck?

Cooper

I have a theory. You can tell a lot about a person by what they have on their MP3 player.

Calleigh

What d'ya got?

Cooper

With 5 Tori Amos albums on this thing, we're looking for a girl.

Calleigh

Ah, more food.

Eric

Hm. Yeah, we moved on to the mini bar.

Calleigh

[Seeing a table of food Eric is processing in the lab.] Break room is down the hall, on the right.

Eric

Cute.

Calleigh

It's a guilty pleasure. [Calleigh opens her locker and removes a magazine.] I've not read it yet, but Holly Reese is on the cover. She just went to rehab.

Ryan

Is that right? I thought she was the one celebrity with a good reputation.

I passed out.

Calleigh

From... what? This is rehab.

Uh, yeah, side effect, from being an addict. Sometimes I get blackouts.

Calleigh

When you need an alibi?

Calleigh

Brody Lassiter, I don't believe it.

Alexx

You're a fan?

Calleigh

I only saw Blitzed three times. It's that whole "bad boy" thing; I guess I like it.

Eric

Calleigh, I wanted to thank you. For taking care of that girl today.

Calleigh

It's no problem. You would have done the same thing for me.

Eric

Yeah. It's just that, uh...you've helped me out a lot this year.

Calleigh

Well, I appreciate you for appreciating me. [She kisses his cheek]

Calleigh

Yeah, I'm good, I'm good. You look different. Must be the eyeliner.

Ryan

I wear makeup now. You must think it's pretty, uh, pretty silly.

Calleigh

No, that wasn't the adjective I was looking for.