Calleigh Duquesne quotes from CSI: Miami

Calleigh

The profiler. It's electromagnetic, so it picks up more than a metal detector.

Natalia

Yeah... but so far all we've got is an iPod, four beer bottles and a beach towel. But no fiber glass blister with the drugs.

Eric

Who was that, Jake?

Calleigh

Um, yeah, I told him that if people would stop killing each other, we could have a proper meal.

Calleigh

Is it just me, or have people gotten a little too casual about seeing a dead body?

Alexx

It's easier when decomp's at a distance, believe me.

What about my baby?

Calleigh

Don't worry, Mrs. Wade, we actually know how to save people.

Calleigh

Hey, Eric.

Eric

Nice tan.

Calleigh

[Smiles.] Five days in Antigua. First vacation I've had in a long time.

Eric

Yeah? I saw Jake outside. Got the same tan.

Ryan

You know, I was starting to miss this place.

Calleigh

[Smiling.] Don't let him fool you, we're all very excited to have you back here.

Calleigh

[About to process Ryan's hands.] Whatcha got?

Ryan

I've got DNA from our attacker.

Calleigh

That's a nice get, Ryan. You know, if the DNA of the attacker matches the DNA of Luke Selyan's killer, you just broke the case!

Ryan

[Wide-eyed, at Eric.] I just broke the case!

Calleigh

Hey, Coop.

Cooper

Hey, what are you guys doing here?

Calleigh

I think that we would like to ask you the same question.

Eric

Let me see your wallet.

Calleigh

Show him your wallet, Dan.

Cooper

[Takes out his wallet.] I don't know what's going on...

Eric

Your name is not Tim Speedle.

Cooper

Eric. Listen to me, OK? It's not what you think.

Eric

[Angry.] Your name is not Tim Speedle! [Eric throws the wallet and credit card on the table and walks away.]

Calleigh

You know what? I would ask you for an explanation, but I just don't think I'd get one.

Cooper

You know I want to be a CSI. And you guys, you speak so highly of the guy. I just thought I'd check Speedle's locker, see what he's all about. And... saw the credit card and it's... not like he'd miss it.

Calleigh

[Confused.] Why'd you use it?

Cooper

There was two hundred dollars credit on there...

Calleigh

Dan!

Cooper

It was free money.

Calleigh

[Getting angry.] You've charged over twenty-three hundred dollars.

Cooper

I... I know, it... it got out of hand.

Calleigh

It's fraud.

Cooper

It was a mistake, Calleigh, it was a big mistake. It won't happen again.

Calleigh

I know. It's over.

Cooper

What are you saying? The Lab, they gave Ryan another chance.

Calleigh

Ryan broke protocol. You have broken the law!

Cooper

Calleigh... Speedle's dead. I mean... no one got hurt.

Calleigh

[Upset.] You don't think Eric got hurt? You don't think I'm hurt? What about the people that Speedle gave his life for?

Calleigh

You have until tomorrow morning to turn yourself in, after that I'm going to put out a warrant for your arrest.

Okay, so I didn't exactly tell you everything.

Calleigh

That is the understatement of the year, Miss Legassic.

Calleigh

[entering the morgue] You know I'm not supposed to be down here.

Alexx

[looking at Calleigh] Calleigh, honey. They said you couldn't work the field. Does this look like the field to you, baby?

Calleigh

I don't know what happened, I was just at a brunch, down the street.

Delko

Are you going to be O.K?

Calleigh

There was a women in that building.

Calleigh

An innocent women.

Delko

Listen Calleigh I gotta ask you something, but I don't want you to take it the wrong way. I know you're off duty, but have you been drinking?

Calleigh

You know the paramedic asked me that question. I had 2 mimosas, but it doesn't have anything to do with what happened, it's my day off.

Delko

You don't have to explain it to me I understand, I believe you. It's just not me you gotta worry about.

Alexx

[Calleigh enters the morgue] Hey Calleigh.

Calleigh

Hi.

Alexx

I just finished up our girl, so she was a nanny huh?

Calleigh

Yes and seemingly a very good one.

Alexx

Your parents were well off, did you ever have a nanny?

Calleigh

Hmm...heh... I wish. It'd be nice to have a voice of reason in that house.

Calleigh

You know my mom she was... I don't know she was really more a friend than an authority figure, and my dad is just...

Calleigh

Well we all know that story.

Calleigh, you needed to see me.

Calleigh

Yes, I was wondering if you could take those four cans of glass that we got from the crime scene and run them through DNA.

Every piece?

Calleigh

Yeah.

Delko

Yeah, we're gonna need it ASAP, okay?

Sure, and while I'm at it I'll find a way to end global warming and finish that proof of the unified field theory I've been working on.

Calleigh

No, if we do we'll be in touch.

Touching's extra.

Calleigh

This is a very sexy day at the office.

Calleigh

That's a very confident stride for somebody who's late to work.

Natalia

I know. I'm very sorry, but I had to stop and pick up a little addition to my wardrobe. (shows her gun)

Calleigh

You got your gun qualification. Congratulations.

Natalia

Thank you. (smirks) Now I can back you up for a change.

Calleigh

I can use it.