Calleigh Duquesne quotes from CSI: Miami

Calleigh

My advice... talk to her once as Eric Delko.

Eric

And then?

Calleigh

Talk to her again as a cop.

Miss Duquesne, you're up. I'll walk you.

Calleigh

I'll walk you.

That guy reminds me of my junior-high school principal.

Calleigh

Well, he knows more about me than my principal ever did.

Calleigh

Please document that I am transporting all casing recovered from the pool area to the southwest corner of the lab.

Great, I've been dying to slip out to the bathroom.

Calleigh

Nice to know you're human.

Ryan

Calleigh Duquesne, large and in charge... by large, you know I mean in terms of your reputation, and responsibility, and... you look very beautiful today.

Calleigh

Well, that's a...that's a nice save.

Cooper

You know, it suits you.

Calleigh

What?

Cooper

Being boss.

Calleigh

It's temporary.

Cooper

Okay, Lieutenant Duquesne.

Calleigh

The payscale'd be nice though. Find me.

Ryan

Oh, and Calleigh, I'm glad you're okay.

Calleigh

Thanks, babe.

Jake

This isn't about you and me, is it?

Calleigh

I've got one dead ATF Agent, and you're missing your standard-issue firearm. Trust me, Jake--this time, it's all about you.

Jake

I let you take me down, you know that, right?

Calleigh

Oh, that's right, let's see...you were first in our class, the academy star...Only scared of failure.

Jake

I mean, you could've been first, if you weren't so distracted by that guy you were seeing. What was his name? Oh, yeah! That was me!

Calleigh

You know, your knowledge of the fashion world it's--it's impressive. Do you have something you want to tell me?

Tripp

What? My ex-wife's favorite designer, she put me in hock with that stuff.

Calleigh

Okay, if that's your story.

Eric

What was Dakota Hudson famous for, anyway?

Calleigh

Lip synching, club openings, red carpet events...Oh! She was in the video for that Australian band that was from England...

Natalia

I don't know, but I just wanna kill him.

Calleigh

I can understand that, but you might not want to say it out loud.

Calleigh

I'm sorry, you killed him for a modelling job?

I was the one. I had the cheek implants in Mexico, I did the steroids. I risked my life for this look.

Calleigh

I think that you are going to take a fantastic booking photo.

Calleigh

You see, I don't think this place is so scary in the daytime, do you?

Ryan

What? Nah, come on, I wasn't scared.

Calleigh

You know I listened to the entire tape, don't you, Ryan?

Ryan

So, there was an accomplice here?

Calleigh

[Laughing.] Way to change the subject.

Cooper

So I frankensteined this little contraption together you see before your eyes. It's my little monster. It's kinda fitting for the case, don't you think?

Calleigh

Yes, it's very cute. In fact, I can't believe you put all of this together today; it took me a week to set up my TiVo.