Jake quotes from CSI: Miami

Jake

This isn't about you and me, is it?

Calleigh

I've got one dead ATF Agent, and you're missing your standard-issue firearm. Trust me, Jake--this time, it's all about you.

Jake

I let you take me down, you know that, right?

Calleigh

Oh, that's right, let's see...you were first in our class, the academy star...Only scared of failure.

Jake

I mean, you could've been first, if you weren't so distracted by that guy you were seeing. What was his name? Oh, yeah! That was me!

Calleigh

I cannot believe I took a bullet for you.

Jake

What are you talking about? I can't believe I shot a man for you!

Calleigh

I'm the one in pain!

Jake

I've got the emotional scars!

Jake

What happened? You get knocked back to uniform?

Frank

These are stripes, sparky, all right? You're as dumb as you look. I just passed the Sergeant's exam.