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CSI: Crime Scene Investigation · Season 2

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Season 2 quotes

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S2 E15Burden of Proof

[Sara and Cath are in the hallway walking into the breakroom]

Wow, you got to go to the body farm?

Yeah.

I've always wanted to go there. What was it like?

Quiet.

[Now in the breakroom]

I hear Grissom goes there all the time. Like even on his nights off.

[Walking over to the fridge] Why does that not surprise me? [He opens the fridge and sighs] Man, something stinks in here again. [He grabs his lunch out of the fridge]

What, bad milk? Cottage-cheese bad?

Worse. It's all over my sandwich. Smell that. [He hands her his sandwich, she reacts to the smell. She then kneels down to look in the fridge and sees a container on the top shelf]

Yeah. He's got one of his experiments in there.

You're kidding me?

Catherine Blood or bugs?

It's not bugs.

Oh, that's so not cool. That's a community fridge.

Man, someone has got to talk to Grissom about this.

[Walking in]: Talk to me about what?

You leaving your experiments in our refrigerator.

Well, the lab fridge was full. I put in last night.

Well...

I'm going to test for horizontal motion on bloodstains. Vis-a-vis surface textures. [Nick looks annoyed. Catherine takes a sip of her coffee and discretely tries to ignore the smell. Grissom is clueless as he takes out the container of blood from the fridge and opens it] Hey, any of you guys got any linoleum at home? [Catherine catches a smell of the open container and this time, she discretely pinches her nose trying to avoid the smell. Sara is quiet]

[sits down still annoyed at being ignored] That blood is rank, man.

Grissom I know. That's why the Red Cross gives it to us 'cause it's past its expiration date. [Grissom puts it back in the fridge and talks to Catherine about the case a little then leaves]

Way to go, Nick. You really told him.

I told him...he just didn't hear it.

I'm working a case!

I thought WE were working a case!

You're right!

Aren't you going to tell me anything?

Take some pictures of the experimnt for the DA and then clear that stuff up!

(looks at the meat) Meat? (shocked) Raw meat? (upset that he forgot) Me?

Yeah!

Grissom. How many dinners have we shared?

(uninterested) I don't know!

(getting increasingly annoyed) Take a guess! Over the year and half that we've worked together!

Um...30?

(stating what he forgot) I'm vegetarian! Everyone (looks towards the entire PD) here knows I'm a vegetarian! It pains me to see ground beef!

You're right! Have Nick do it!

S2 E16Primum Non Nocere

There are three things in life people like to stare at - a rippling stream, a fire in a fireplace, and a zamboni going round and round.

Charlie Brown. I love a zamboni.

We all do.

S2 E17Felonius Monk

How do you get one vic, let alone four... To sit still while you put a bullet between their eyes.

They were praying.

Yeah, for mercy.

For whoever was shooting them.

Guy in the robe flagged down an officer.

Guy in the robe is a monk, Nick.

Yeah. Well. [Nick looks at the monk for several seconds then turns back to Grissom] He's a quiet monk.

S2 E18Chasing the Bus

S2 E19Stalker

[Nick walks into the break room after pulling down a departmental newsletter from a bulletin board entitled "CRIME STOPPER" with an article about him]

[laughing]

Who wrote this?

You're kidding me, right?

[dramatic voice] Nick Stokes, crime stopper! [Warrick and Sara laugh] You went Hollywood on me man!

And I quote, 'In his off time, he enjoys creating and inventing toys.' That's...facinating...what kind of toys do you make Nick?

I thought I got my hands on all those departmental newsletters. Where'd you get those?

SWSara and Warrick

[simultaneously] Greg.

[pause] Yeah, that figures.

PPsychic Detective

[talking to Nick after seeing a vision involving him and his home] Green tea! Green tea....does that mean anything to you? Green tea?

NNigel

[after being taken in] I am one, who am I? I am one, who am I?

S2 E20Cats in the Cradle

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