(looking at Brenda's coloring) That's very pretty. (Brenda scratches out the picture) Or not. (Brenda puts the crayon down) Want to go for another ride? (without saying anything, Brenda pushes the paper and all the crayons off the table and onto the floor. She puts her hands flat against her ears) I'll take that as a "yes."
S1 E7Blood Drops
But why your mother and your brothers?
TTina
Because they should have protected me!
You? (flash back shows Tina’s father sexually abusing her as a five year-old and her mother and brothers doing nothing)
TTina
I was young. I learnt to deal! But the night he came for my daughter…(sighs as she lets out her biggest secret)
(realises why she asked her boyfriend to kill her family) Daughter? Who’s…
TTina
The father? I was thirteen. And no-one noticed as my clothes were slowly getting bigger! Nice, huh?
S1 E8Anonymous
Oh, you're gonna love this. [opens bathroom door] Ring any bells? Rub-a-dub-dub, dead man in the tub.
What happened?
You tell me, Carnac.
Quincy wants to be alone.
UCUniformed Cop
Why does he want to be alone?
He wants to get his mojo working.
Life's like holding a dove. You hold it too hard...
... you kill it.
Hold it too soft...
... and it'll fly away.
We're going off the board, tonight.
Off the board?
The ones that got away. [Gestures to the fish shaped bulletin board] Fish.
Oh. I missed that one.
You look a little tired. Want me to give you a bottle, make you go night night?
Want me to clack that jaw and make you go night night?
There's other questions to answer first.
Like what?
Footprints and tire treads.
I hate you.
You love me. Who are you kidding?
So, what's the pot up to?
We don't bet on cases.
Ah, of course you don't...So who's winning?
NWNick and Warrick
I am.
Fiends.
S1 E9Unfriendly Skies
So, dead guy in first class?
Las Vegas Air, I always heard it was a good time.
I want this whole plane taped off ... nose to tail and wing to wing.
Oh, it's going to take a lot of tape.
I've got a dead body, a crime scene with wings. Something very wrong happened in this plane.
I take it that's not blood.
No but there's protein in it.
Oh, the Mile High Club. That means that 2 passengers may have had no idea what was going on inside that cabin.
You know high altitude enhances the whole sexual experience, increases the euphoria.
Well, it's good...I don't know if it's that good.[Grissom shoots her a look] Cite your source.
Hand me a swab please.
[Smirks]] You're avoiding the question, "enhances sexual experience, increases euphoria" cite your source.
A magazine.
What magazine?
"Applied Psycho-dynamics in Forensic Science"
Never heard of it.
I'll get you a subscription. Now cite your source.
Oh, now you want to go down that route?
Yeah.
Nah, never mind.
You started it. [Raises his eyebrows as if to say "Well?"]
Delta airlines, flight 1109, Boston- Miami, March 93, Ken Fuller, hazel eyes, organic chem lab TABMOC, overrated in...every aspect...Could we get back to work please?
Yeah, I think due to your first hand knowledge and experience in airplane bathrooms, you should do the swab.
Fine.
Well, in this case we're going to recreate the flight from ... 1630 hours on. [points to Brass] You are in 4B.
Lou.
Lou -- the angry businessman. How about that?
[Sarcastic] Ha ha.
I want to be Shannon.
Good.
The stewardess.
Excuse me, it's "Flight Attendant".
Catherine, the doctor, 3E.
Single mom. What an imagination you have.
[points to Nick and Warrick] Max and Marlene, 2E and F. You two are married. Who wants to wear the pants?
CSI-3 seniority, "sweetie".
Yeah, whatever. You're henpecked anyway.
[To Grissom] Let me guess; you're the computer geek.
In the interest of clarity, yes. Nate in 2C.
Please tell me you have something.
FCFemale coroner
I know what set this guy off.
That's more than what I got.
FCFemale coroner
The guy had a ruptured spleen and I pegged that as probable cause of death. So, I crack his skull open and what do I find? A cantalope in a soup can.
[Raises an eyebrow] Tight fit.
FCFemale coroner
And not from one or two blows to the head. He was also running a high fever, so I checked his spinal fluid. A normal human protein level is between 15 to 35 milligrams. Candelwell's was 60. Did anyone mention this guy had a headache?
The flight attendant gave him two asprin. Why?
FCFemale coroner
He was suffering from undiagnosed encephalitis.
Swelling of the brain.
FCFemale coroner
It can register like a heart attack. Slurred speech, loss of vision. You throw in the altitude and the air pressure changes in the cabin, and our poor guy was probably out of his mind.
Is that what killed him, encephalitis?
FCFemale coroner
It wasn't the one thing. Ruptured spleen, intercranial bleeding, and the guy's heart just...stopped beating.
A, B, C, D or all of the above. Standoff with the police -- guy gets shot in the chest, runs back into his burning house inhaling smoke as he goes. The roof collapses, the air conditioning unit falls on his head, he dies. What killed him?
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