SaraYe, why not, they're in the kit.
Sara
Since when do you care about my choice of powders?
Assistant coroner is four hours late and we are stuck out here until he transports the body and I haven't even heard from Grissom.
Sara
You know I've never tried green.
I should never have been sent to this remote scene in the first place I've got seniority, I deserve no, I've earned the right to pick my cases.
[Sara hands her a candy bar]
If I start eating I will shut up.
Sara
Do you have a mirror?
Since when do you care about your appearance?... I mean at a crime scene.
Sara
It's not for me.
Sara
The average American hotel room is covered with stains invisible to the naked eye.
Yeah, but they're not all biological. Some are soda stains, food stains, whiskey stains, you know.
Sara
No matter how clean or expensive the room seems that's why I always travel with nonoxinol nine.
You sound like you're making a commercial.
Okay, let's run this. Amanda was tired of being number two, so she calls up Mrs. Logan to discuss her affair with her husband. But Mrs. Logan doesn't just discuss it she throws down the gauntlet.
Amanda broke the only rule. Don't call the missus.
Now he really has a problem.
Two problems. His wife is going to leave him, take half his money and he was going to jail.
Sara
You got to admit, his solution was ingenious.
Most killers take their time planning a murder. He took his time covering it up. Forty-eight hours to be precise. So Logan cleans up the crime scene and calls his lawyer. Asks him to help him with his little charade. I mean, what better way to protect your assets than to pay a kidnapper who's already on retainer?
Everything from that point on was calculated.
Blood on his hands...he's the last customer of the day at the bank. Acting suspiciously...
He knew he'd get hauled in to the cops.
You bet your ass. He didn't leave those sunglasses behind by accident. His cell phone rang on cue. The call's for me. He practically forced that money into his lawyer's hands.
Out of one pocket, into the other. I especially liked the little show he did for us in the coroner's lab. Trying to find out how much we knew.
Why make the map? Why lead Catherine to the body?
Because without the body Logan would always be under suspicion.
Sara
If not by the police, by his wife.
So, he left these wine glasses for you to find.
Sure, we wanted us to suspect the wife. That's why he used her SUV to transport the body. And he let me mark the money because he knew that eventually his lawyer would touch it.
Sara
Why though? The money was in a suitcase.
A million dollars. Pretty tempting.
I saw the locker and I saw Logan's briefcase. It was too big to fit inside. His lawyer had to remove the cash by hand.
Sara
How could he possibly know that Catherine was going to mark the money?
He didn't. He probably thought the bank marked it.
Besides, there's always fingerprints.
So I did everything in my power to help him.
[Sara and Cath are in the hallway walking into the breakroom]
Sara
Wow, you got to go to the body farm?
Sara
I've always wanted to go there. What was it like?
[Now in the breakroom]
I hear Grissom goes there all the time. Like even on his nights off.
[Walking over to the fridge] Why does that not surprise me? [He opens the fridge and sighs] Man, something stinks in here again. [He grabs his lunch out of the fridge]
Sara
What, bad milk? Cottage-cheese bad?
Worse. It's all over my sandwich. Smell that. [He hands her his sandwich, she reacts to the smell. She then kneels down to look in the fridge and sees a container on the top shelf]
Sara
Yeah. He's got one of his experiments in there.
Catherine Blood or bugs?
Sara
It's not bugs.
Oh, that's so not cool. That's a community fridge.
Man, someone has got to talk to Grissom about this.
[Walking in]: Talk to me about what?
You leaving your experiments in our refrigerator.
Well, the lab fridge was full. I put in last night.
I'm going to test for horizontal motion on bloodstains. Vis-a-vis surface textures. [Nick looks annoyed. Catherine takes a sip of her coffee and discretely tries to ignore the smell. Grissom is clueless as he takes out the container of blood from the fridge and opens it] Hey, any of you guys got any linoleum at home? [Catherine catches a smell of the open container and this time, she discretely pinches her nose trying to avoid the smell. Sara is quiet]
[sits down still annoyed at being ignored] That blood is rank, man.
Grissom I know. That's why the Red Cross gives it to us 'cause it's past its expiration date. [Grissom puts it back in the fridge and talks to Catherine about the case a little then leaves]
Way to go, Nick. You really told him.
I told him...he just didn't hear it.
Sara
I thought WE were working a case!
Sara
Aren't you going to tell me anything?
Take some pictures of the experimnt for the DA and then clear that stuff up!
Sara
(looks at the meat) Meat? (shocked) Raw meat? (upset that he forgot) Me?
Sara
Grissom. How many dinners have we shared?
(uninterested) I don't know!
Sara
(getting increasingly annoyed) Take a guess! Over the year and half that we've worked together!
Sara
(stating what he forgot) I'm vegetarian! Everyone (looks towards the entire PD) here knows I'm a vegetarian! It pains me to see ground beef!
You're right! Have Nick do it!
[Nick walks into the break room after pulling down a departmental newsletter from a bulletin board entitled "CRIME STOPPER" with an article about him]
Sara
[laughing]
You're kidding me, right?
[dramatic voice] Nick Stokes, crime stopper! [Warrick and Sara laugh] You went Hollywood on me man!
Sara
And I quote, 'In his off time, he enjoys creating and inventing toys.' That's...facinating...what kind of toys do you make Nick?
I thought I got my hands on all those departmental newsletters. Where'd you get those?
SWSara and Warrick
[simultaneously] Greg.
[pause] Yeah, that figures.
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