The average American hotel room is covered with stains invisible to the naked eye.
Yeah, but they're not all biological. Some are soda stains, food stains, whiskey stains, you know.
No matter how clean or expensive the room seems that's why I always travel with nonoxinol nine.
You sound like you're making a commercial.
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