Sara Sidle quotes from CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

Sara

We quit before we should have.

Grissom

Yeah, you did.

Warrick

Bobby Dawson's taking odds. 2:1 Grissom's wrong, 5:1 he gets suspended for shutting down the jail house, 10:...

Sara

Fired?

Greg

You smell like death.

Sara

I've heard.

Greg

You know ... a real man wouldn't mind.

Warrick

Hey Sara what were you in high school?

Sara

Science Nerd.

Nick

You changed, you still smell.

Sara

Anyone touch the bag since?

With that smell?

Sara

I thought you Emergency Service guys were tougher than that.

Hey, I'm plenty tough.

Sara

Down, boy. It was a joke.

Nick

(to Sara) Nothing like flirting over a D.B. (laughs)

Warrick

I saw her in action.

Nick

Really?

Warrick

Yeah, she was.

Nick

Catherine?

Catherine

(walks in and smiles) I was what?

Warrick

I was just telling Nick how you were a big bully in high school.

Catherine

A bully? All right, I guess I was. But, I mean, not the kind that people want to take a gun out and shoot.

Warrick

No.

Nick

No, no. You were the kind that guys fall all over themselves trying to impress.

Catherine

(smiling) Like you, Nick, huh? (Cath puts a hand on his shoulder for emphasis, he gets it. And sits down) Oh, Nick...what were you in high school?

Nick

Me? I was, uh...I was "dependable".

Catherine

Dependable.

Nick

Mmhmm.

Catherine

Dependable jock, dependable stoner?

Nick

No. Never a strap, never a smoker. Just all-around "dependable" guy, I guess.

Warrick

What Nick's trying to say he was unpopular. (Cath laughs. Sara walks into the break room)

Sara

Nick, Ronny's got something on Liquid Man, says it's hot.

Nick

Great. (gathers things and gets up)

Warrick

Hey Sara, what were you in high school?

Sara'

Science nerd. (Nick walks past her and sniffs)

Nick

You changed? (whispers) But you still smell. Let's go. (they leave)

Catherine

So that leaves you, Warrick. What were you?

Warrick

Oh, I was short, I had big feet, thick glasses.

Catherine

You?

Warrick

Yeah. I got pushed around by all the guys and never got any play from the girls.

Catherine

The girls didn't even notice your eyes?

Warrick

No, they used to tease me about my eyes. Called me names.

Catherine

Aww, well, what do they know? They're your best feature.

Sara

Give me a mint.

Nick

(laughs) You're going to need more than one.

Sara

Just give me.

Grissom

Let me guess. Decomp in an enclosed space?

Sara

Yeah.

Nick

Yeah, in a zip bag.

Grissom

Lemons.

Sara

What?

Grissom

Use lemons. (Grissom mimics squeezing lemons on his own head to demonstrate what he means)

David

From the sound of it, I'd say he's been dead about two months.

Sara

Sound? (David shakes the bag, liquid sloshes around inside it)

Grissom

You never get a second chance to make a first impression.

Sara

A square of nine dots on paper and you can only draw four lines to connect them... without the pen ever leaving the paper.

Grissom

Right. Think outside the box.

Grissom

Two things that have nothing to do with each other.

Sara

Or everything.

Sara

You okay?

Grissom

Ninety-five.

Sara

Excuse me?

Grissom

No, no. I'm not mad at me. There's a body in there and that guy knows where it is!

Sara

So what's your pulse at now? You wanna... take a walk around the block? Get some air.

Grissom

No.

Grissom

I'm fine.

Sara

Okay. (touches his cheek, he looks surprised) Chalk... from plaster.

Grissom

(rubs his face): Oh.

Sara

Better go wash up.

Brass

That's not yours, is it?

Sara

I'm collecting evidence.

Sara

We want to know if you saw anything unusual last night?

Unusual? I don't know what city you live in, but in Las Vegas "unusual" is what happens when you leave the house.