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Sara Sidle quotes from CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

Played by Jorja Fox · 234 quotes · page 5 of 16

Sara Sidle

4th most-quoted character in CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: in 234 of its 1,147 quotes
Most scenes with: Gil Grissom (89), Nick Stokes (53), Catherine Willows (38)

Scenes with Sara Sidle 217

Well, according to her credit card records Portia Richmond hasn't spent a dime since she's been in the Mediterranean.

Sara

She's dead.

Not necessarily. She may have been... swept off her feet.

Some guys still like to foot the bill.

Sara

Really? How would you know?

Hey, I only go dutch if girls ask the wrong question.

What's that?

"What do you drive?"

Sara

It's a honest question.

No it's not. What it means is "how much do you make so you can take care of me".

Sara

Interesting voicemail you left me

What's that?

Sara

Meet me behind CSI and bring a night gown? I'll wear it for you but uh, I prefer pajamas.

ARAlan Rich

So you really pulled this out of a corpse?

Sara

Yeah ... but I cleaned it for you.

We need to know the make of that knife.

ARAlan Rich

Well, it's not a knife. The tip's double-edged. Bevels on both sides, downward slope. This came from a dagger which means it's either carbon steel or stainless steel. I get asked this question more than you think. (He pulls out a lemon juice squirt container and puts a few drops on the tip of the knife.)

Sara

(explains to a very confused Brass) Acid in the lemon juice should react to carbon steel, but not stainless steel.

ARAlan Rich

How's a cop know all this?

Sara

(smiles) He's the cop. I'm the scientist.

I got a cop question. What are we looking for here?

ARAlan Rich

Dark spots. (The tip has dark spots on it.)

Sara

Carbon steel. What's next?

ARAlan Rich

Length. (Alan turns and looks for something behind the counter. He comes back with a piece of paper and a ruler.) Daggers are rarely more than an inch at the base. We got the tip. So, we can fill in the rest. It's basic geometry.(Placing the tip on the piece of paper, he extends the tip of the dagger to estimate how long the weapon used was. It's five inches. Top row, five-inch daggers, carbon steel.(He reaches into the display case and takes out a dagger to show them.) This is the one you want. $24.99. We don't take credit cards.

Yeah.

Sara

You told me a few weeks ago that nothing is personal. No victim should be special. Everyone follows your lead.

Everyone didn't find that baby. I did. And that little boy is dead because someone lost their temper or screwed up, or god knows what. So, excuse me, but this victim is special.

[Grissom walks in with Dr. Gilbert, the female president of the School for the Deaf]

Sara

So that's why Grissom's late.

You just don't like other women in his life.

Sara

I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.

[Grissom wouldn't tell them how he learned sign language]

Sara

[coming into the room] What was that all about? Grissom signs?

What does Grissom drink when he goes out at night?

Sara

He goes out?

Exactly. Who knows anything about that guy?

Squirrels love 'em ... they get tossed at Dodger Stadium and they make a hell of a butter.

Sara

You're nuts. You know that.

Exactamundo. Peanuts!

Sara

The only person who could have done it, then is the person that was in the car with her, the mother.

Her eyes were pointing in the wrong direction.

Sara

(shakes her head) I'm sorry. What?

Carla Dantini was looking left when she told me about the accident. When a person is remembering, they look right and when they're creating, they look left.

Sara

And by creating, you mean fabricating. Neurolinguistics programming, human behavioral science.

Call Brass and tell him to meet us at the mother's house.

Oh, before you came to Nevada you should have looked up the law. Mandatory drug testing wherever there's been an accident. Pee now, and don't tell me you're shy. (to an officer) Stay on him.

Sara

Mandatory drug testing?

Yeah, well, there should be.

(Nick and Warrick are collecting dog scat)

Sara

Five Hundred Dollars. That's huge money at her age if you actually get it. That's a big college racket, like buying books back.

Why would anyone want to sell their books?

Sara

You turned my pickle into a light bulb.

I'm electrocuting it.

Sara

You sure are.

That would explain that smell.

You know this is how I cooked my hot dogs in college.

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