[Grissom walks in with Dr. Gilbert, the female president of the School for the Deaf]
So that's why Grissom's late.
You just don't like other women in his life.
I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.
“Sounds of Silence” · Season 1, Episode 20
In this episode: Sara Sidle (3), Warrick Brown (3), Gil Grissom (2), Greg Sanders (2), Catherine Willows (1)
[Grissom wouldn't tell them how he learned sign language]
[coming into the room] What was that all about? Grissom signs?
What does Grissom drink when he goes out at night?
He goes out?
Exactly. Who knows anything about that guy?
I am the man.
Why, what'd you do? Let me guess, you ran a DNA profile on the blood from the dead guy's knuckles and you got a match?
No.
You ran a DNA profile and something very distinctive popped up?
Not quite.
You made it out of bed and you dressed yourself?
...no.
Squirrels love 'em ... they get tossed at Dodger Stadium and they make a hell of a butter.
You're nuts. You know that.
Exactamundo. Peanuts!
You missed the deadline. No Chicago for me.
Oh, Catherine...
This is the one meeting I needed to attend. I don’t always want to be second banana. I can probably do your job. I know that I can do Ecklie’s.
I forgot. I’m so sorry.
Make sure to submit the paperwork by the end of the day.
I thought you said that it was too late.
Well, I knew you’d forget so I upped the deadline — gave you a buffer. Don’t forget again.
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