Well, according to her credit card records Portia Richmond hasn't spent a dime since she's been in the Mediterranean.
She's dead.
Not necessarily. She may have been... swept off her feet.
Some guys still like to foot the bill.
Really? How would you know?
Hey, I only go dutch if girls ask the wrong question.
What's that?
"What do you drive?"
It's a honest question.
No it's not. What it means is "how much do you make so you can take care of me".
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