I'm full of wit.
Rhymes with wit.
S3Friend of a Friend
S3Block Party
All great artists overcome adversity.
Actually most of 'em go nuts, lop off an ear or two.
Lop off my ear!? Some help you are!
S3Physical Credit
Award of Excellence? They don't have that in the Olympics.
Oh believe me, I tried.
S3Telescope Trouble
If only we had some kind of bionic eye that made things bigger.
(Adjusting the dials on the telescope that Brent's looking through). How's that?
I can read the ingredients on the chips. Oh wait now it looks blurry. (image clears showing a scowling Wanda). Now it looks angry.
Wow, does that ever look like my telescope. Oh except this ones got two extra knobs.
[Carrying Wanda's big telescope into his garage] Protected by my intense disinterest.
S3Bean There
That is a big jar.
Yeah, it's hard to believe it was once filled with pickled eggs.
Oh right. Like you two have never made a rash decision at a bulk food store.
So how many are there?
What? Jelly beans?
No, jars.
Well, there's only one.
Well, you two are off to a good start. I'll let you count these beans.
S3Road Worthy
A monkey could've suggested a better gift. Not a deaf one either, just any old monkey.
You people are obssessed with monkeys. A spa day is a great gift. A years supply of bananas, that's the monkey gift.
You really dropped the ball on this one.
A old tire hanging from a rope that's a monkey gift. Spa day great gift.
Well Emma hated it!
I know.
You know nothing! [calmly] So what do I get her?
That's it? That's the fight?
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