A monkey could've suggested a better gift. Not a deaf one either, just any old monkey.
You people are obssessed with monkeys. A spa day is a great gift. A years supply of bananas, that's the monkey gift.
You really dropped the ball on this one.
A old tire hanging from a rope that's a monkey gift. Spa day great gift.
Well Emma hated it!
I know.
You know nothing! [calmly] So what do I get her?
That's it? That's the fight?
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