Corner Gas · Season 2
Back in the '70s, I wrote a tune called Mona the Monkey. Next thing you know, I turn on the radio and there's Earl the Squirrel.
That's not exactly what we in the police business call "hard evidence".
It's not even soft evidence.
Mona the Monkey? Earl the Squirrel?
Casper the Ghost. Dennis the Menace.
Tony the Tiger.
Winnie the Pooh.
Soup of the Day.
You're all smart. Maybe Tony the Pooh doesn't know when he's being ripped off, ever think about that?
Maybe just a half cup for you today.
Let me guess, you're broke.
What makes you say that?
Because you're staring at the cash the way Hank stares at cash. [pause] Oh my God, you've become your own metaphor.
Look, I'm just a little short this week. Can you spot me a tensky?
Tensky; you always give it a cute little name so it won't seem like real money. Like that five-O I lent him last week. Sorry Hank, you're a bad riskaroony.
Well what am I gonna do for cash? Go pick bottles outta the ditch like some kinda hobo? Pfft! Cause I did that yesterday.
We should get Wunder Face back together again!
Thunderface. And why would we do that?
It's not the worst idea I've ever heard.
Okay that's twice you've agreed with Hank.
Is there some strange planetary lineup today?
Hey, I take good care of this truck!
Is that why there's smoke billowing out of the hood?
That's right, Wes is nuts. This coming from a guy who once punched a skunk.
He had it comin'.
I rub my left elbow, bunt; I rub my right elbow, bursitis. Bunt, bursitis. Bursitis, bunt.
Aw, man. I can taste Wes eating those nachos now.
All right, let's ignore Hank's disturbing image.
To victory.
To perfect attendance.
[drunk] To the internal combustion engine, baby!
I can't eat your jelly salad this year, Mom. Lacey has me on some South Park Atkins Diet.
Hey what do you guys know about this harvest dance?
Well uh there's a harvest and then we have a dance. I'm not sure where we came up with the name.
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