Back in the '70s, I wrote a tune called Mona the Monkey. Next thing you know, I turn on the radio and there's Earl the Squirrel.
That's not exactly what we in the police business call "hard evidence".
It's not even soft evidence.
Mona the Monkey? Earl the Squirrel?
Casper the Ghost. Dennis the Menace.
Tony the Tiger.
Winnie the Pooh.
Soup of the Day.
You're all smart. Maybe Tony the Pooh doesn't know when he's being ripped off, ever think about that?
Maybe just a half cup for you today.
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