Oh, Shirley, I'm so sorry...
I'm going home, Britta...
I know, Shirley. I know...
No, seriously, I'm going home. Can you help me up?
Oh. Yeah, sure.
S1 E23Modern Warfare
S1 E24English as a Second Language
[Annie has betrayed the group]
Now she is going to make the Disney face: her lip is going to quiver and her eyes will flutter but they won't ever actually close but do not feel sorry for her!
Friends don't do what you did to us. Did the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants poison each other's food so they were too sick to leave? No! I've never seen it, but I'm pretty sure they MAILED EACH OTHER PANTS!
I said I was sorry!
Who cares if you're sorry; we're still screwed! Be sorry about this stuff before you do it, then DON'T DO IT!
Uh...I'm friends with Hannah too! The whole class is! And you can't have an exam without a class! Right, guys? We love Hannah! We love Hannah!
CClass
[chanting] We love Hannah! We love Hannah!
S1 E25Pascal's Triangle Revisited
I say things others won't; that has value.
[pulls out a roll of coins] Do you know what this is?
A roll of quarters?
Yeah, that's right! [punches Duncan]
[Fleeing the dance, Jeff runs into Annie outside]
I thought you left.
I couldn't go.
What happened?
I guess, as we were driving away, I finally started living in the moment and I realized that, in the moment, Greendale is where I belong. What are you doing out here?
Oh, you know, Britta and Slater told me they loved me.
Really?
Yeah.
What did you do?
I ran away. I don't know. It's hard. Slater makes me feel like I do when I write my New Year's resolutions. She makes me feel like the guy I want to be. And Britta makes me feel like the guy I am three weeks after the New Year's, when I'm back to hitting my snooze button and screening my Mom's phone calls. Back to who I really am. So do you try to evolve, or do you try to know what you are?
I don't know. I wish I could live two lives. One of me would go with Vaughn, one of me could stay here.
One of me could be back with Slater, and the other could try it with Britta. Then we could all get together for some weird foursome. Um, I guess I gotta go deal with it.
Good luck.
I'm glad you're staying.
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