Numbuh 1 quotes from Codename: Kids Next Door

[when she saw Numbuh 1's clothes scattered] What the-?

Numbuh 1! He's... evaponarated! [bursts out crying]

And now he's the only one who can get the code! [bursts out crying too]

Knock it off you two! Numbuh 1 just... took his clothes off, that's all! Now the question is... why?

[after Numbuh 1 turned into a monkey] Well... the first thing we have to do is to appoint a new leader for your sector.

Who cares who's leader? We need to get Numbuh 1 back to his old self!

We have rules, Numbuh 3. All sector must have a leader! Even if it's temporary.

[eager] Ooh! Ooh! Ooh Ooh! Ooh!

Don't look at me. Been there, done that, not doing it again. Especially that you-know-what happened.

[sincerely] Of course Numbuh 5. [angrily] Then who's it going to be?!

Me! Me! Me! Me! Me

[thinks] I know, what about... you, Numbuh 2?

I don't know... leaders don't get to pilot their own ships. I'll pass.

[kneels in front of Numbuh 86] Oh pleease! Oh please, please! Oh pleease! Pleeaase...

Hmm... are you sure, Numbuh 2?

Absotively posulutely!

Well, I guess I'll have to figure out who it should be. [Numbuh 4 displays fireworks in the background saying "Choose Me!"] Now, let's see... [Numbuh 4 appears in front and gave a dance number] Okay, that decides it! The new temporary leader is... Numbuh... 3!

[happily] Me? Okay! First mission is... [angrily] Get Numbuh 1 back so he can tell me that code!

Numbuh 1

I guess we can all have fun in our own way.

Hooray!

Numbuh 1

[after the KND break in the Naughty or Nice System and confronts the Delightful Children, they aim at them] Okay, for the last time, out of the— [they notice]

[the REINDEER System turn them into Grinch-like monsters] Help us, please! You must help us!

Numbuh 1

[regarding the teens' prom] Now, I'm going to flow the meeting to Numbuh 2, who has prepared an elaborate computer stimulation of our plan to solve!

Oh yeah! This is gonna rock!

Well... I kinda didn't have time to make computer stimulation, so... I made a diorama instead! But it should still explain our basic attack the same way. First, we'll be like OOOOOGHH Wah WHOOSH! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! The teenagers go WAH! It's the Kids Next Door! Then we'll be like WOOOO SWWWAAAMM! And then they're like AAH NO HELP US! HELP US! Then we'll be like RRRAARRGHH! RARARARAGGRGHH! Then they'll go OH NO, PLEASE! We surrender! [ends up destroying his diorama and smiles]

That's the same diarrhea thing you made for history class!

That kid doesn't get out much does he?

He's from the 19th century.

The 19th century? Get out of here.

It's true. He's like, never seen cars and stuff. Go on. Ask him something.

[Calling to Numbuh 19th Century] Hey, 19th century kid?! You want to watch a cartoon, on the television?

What are cartoons? And what is this thing called...tel-e-vision?

Hey, what do you think you're doing?! Nobody except for my delightful children is allowed to eat this cake!

I'll take one of those!

One of what?

What are you doing?

Eh, sorry.

Hello. Try this. [Numbuh 5 uses a S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R.]

Hey, aren't you a little short to be an ice cream man?

Aw, come on. I'm taller than that guy.

Where? [looks away; Numbuh 3 tries to squeeze his shoulder but it did not work again] Thanks! I had the worst crick in the shoulder-

[holding an ice cream gun] Try this next time.

Mr. Boss

What are you doing in my house, Numbuh 1? And what are you doing out of bed, Shaunie?

I was just getting a drink of water dad.

Mr. Boss, I should've known that a villain like you would do such a thing like that to a kids hair. But to your own son?

Mr. Boss

What it looks great a real work of art if you ask me.

Numbuh 1

Cut that out we're taking Shaunie away and putting him into the Kids Next Door haircut protection program so that you'll never do to him what you did to Paddy.

Mr. Boss

Oh no, you don't. Shaunie go to your room.

Alright, dad.

Why'd you do it, Mushi? Why did you bring Posh Party Rainbow Monkey back to spank me?!

Mushi Sanban

Revenge! But I guess you can't trust a Rainbow Monkey to do a kindergartener's JOB!

Jeez, Mushi! I'm not going to fight you. You're like five-year...[Mushi tackles him] Well, maybe I'll fight you just this once. But don't tell anyone.

Mushi Sanban

HI-YAH! THOUSAND COLOR SHOWER OF DOOOOOOOOOM!!! [spins as she blasts a lot of crayons to attack Numbuh 2]

Yikes! [Numbuh 2 runs in the closet to hide from Mushi's crayons. voiceover] It looked like I was trapped. Trapped like a boy forced to go dress-shopping with his mom, until...

Count Spankulot

That Rainbow Monkey. I can feel my Spankulocity coursing through it! [he bites the Rainbow Monkey] Yes! [laughs maniacally as he regains his powers]

Mushi Sanban

Come on out, Hoagie! You can't hide from my eleventy-billion color shower of doom!

Count Spankulot

[emerging from the closet] Those who feel the power of Spankiness and combine it with fluffy stuffed animals, shall feel the stingy wrath of COUNT SPANKULOT!!! [Mushi screaming]

Count Spankulot

And now, Hoagie Gilligan, it is time for... DESSERT!

Mushi

[laughs in evilly] I'll get you Gilligan! I'll get you and if it's a LAST THING I DO! [she and King Sandy riding away]

Kindergarteners.

Numbuh 1

What's that smell? Who's cooking hamburgers?

I don't know about hamburgers, but your buns are burning!

Oh Hey Heiny!

Abigail, I, I, never got ein chance to zank you for saving me.

Oh that's cool, Maybe this makes us even for Guatemala?

Not even close!, Not even if you saved mein life two zousand times! I-

Chill out, man. Numbuh 5 was just kidding. Besides, you can thank me once we get back.

Uh, Back vhere, Fery funny, Abigail Lincoln!, I'll get out!, Und I'll finally haff mein revenge on you, Abigail!

What? Okay. We're on it. Goodbye! [to another computer] Look, I don't care which level you’re on, Jonnee. Put that video game down right now, and find out what Knightbrace is doing at the kipsie! [to another computer] Sector V, D, Q, I told you I want that broccoli bar shut down ASA now! Moonbase out! [bumps on Numbuh 65.3]

Sir, I need these official orders signed 73.0 seconds ago, sir!

I'm sorry, Numbuh 65.3... [gets hit by a frisbee] Aw!

Hey, a little help, Numbuh 362?

[picks the frisbee and throws it back] Would you guys mind playing Whizbee on the Whizbee deck and not on my bridge?

Uhh, yes sir ma'am! [to another operative] Hey dude, go on this time!

Sir, what about those papers that need authorization?

Uh... I...

Numbuh 362! Sector B is under attack by angry history teachers!

Sir, the cotton candy machine is filled with ants!

[tensed] Uh, Uh-huh... okay... I'll get on that... yeah, I'll try... [gets hit again with a frisbee] AW!

A little help, Numbuh 362!

[flared up] Ooh that's it! I want every Kids Next Door Operative at the Kids Next Door Super Convention Center for a quick-topelate portanic super secret meeting at 0500!

Oh, boy! If Numbuh 362 called for a meeting here, it's gotta be something really cool!

Numbuh 1

[enthusiastically] Maybe she's going to commend us in front of everyone for our defeat of the mid-west moment of homemade coastal beast!

Well, whatever this is about, it better be quick... I got to pee so bad, I...

KIDS NEXT DOOR, ATTENTION!