Numbuh 1 quotes from Codename: Kids Next Door

Are you nuts?! Numbuh 5, why are you smiling?

[laughs; teary eyed]It's a secret, Kuki.

[to Numbuh 5] Dude, can I like... Help you?

I want two things! My friend Maurice back, and the butt of the girl who did THIS to me! [shows her chicken pox]

Report, Numbuh 9!

The trap worked, sir. I managed to obtain one of their weapons, but the teens were too strong for us. We have lost Numbuhs 8a and 8b.

I'm afraid... they've been POXED, sir.

Well, you did your best.

But we weren't good enough, were we?

Don't worry, Numbuh 100. We'll... [Numbuh 5 pats her shoulder] Huh?

Cree, here's your hat, sis.

[accepts, but places it in Numbuh 5's head] You keep it. You did great on your second mission. You earned it Abby- I mean, Numbuh 5.

Numbuh 100, as team leader of Sector V, I take full responsibility for the failure of this mission.

No! This mission is MY idea, Cree. It's my responsibility. [starts a speech] And from this day forward, I will lead my sector and scour the earth in quest to find the teens' pox! I swear I will NEVER-

[interrupts] Hello... sorry to interrupt your pretending, but I thought you kids would like a break and have some of mommy's homemade oat meal cookies!

Mom! I'm in the middle of a life-defining speech here!

Sorry, hon. I'll just leave them in the kitchen!

Argh. Now, where was I?

That you will never rest...

...until you?

Oh, yeah! [continues speech] I swear, I will never rest until I discover the source of the teens' pox! And totally, I really will completely destroy it!

Sorry to interrupt, but it's time to blow out the candles.

[stands up and makes a farewell speech] My fellow Kids Next Door, it's been an honor battling adult tyranny by your side. I'd like to say I'll remember you all forever, but as you know, my decommissioning will erase all memories of you, brave exploits, and our fun times together. So let me just thank each and everyone of you... for the best years of my life, Kids Next Door RULES!

[teary-eyed] KIDS NEXT DOOR RULES!

Numbuh 9, you can blow out your candles now. [Maurice blows the candles; Numbuh 86 cries] Happy birthday, Maurice.

Well, well, well! If it isn't the young man with the flowers, and the stems, and... OH! You know what I'm talkin' about!

Hi, Dr. Lincoln. Is Cree home?

Well suure she is! She's recoverin' from the chicken pox, in the living room, with the sister, on the couch... [gurgles] Oh, Cree! You got a visitor, with the...

Hey Cree.

Oh, Maurice! Are these flowers for MOI?

Sorry about your illness.

Ohh, there's no need for you to be sorry. It's not YOUR fault. [glares at Numbuh 5]

Heh! I know it ain't MY fault.

[whispers] Listen, Maurice. I got a new plan to punish those kids next dorks but I need your help.

Sure, Cree. I'll do WHATEVER I CAN. [winks at Numbuh 5, and Numbuh 5 winks back]

Hey toots, what time is it?

Time to follow my heart!

No, really, what time is it? I gotta be home for dinner at 6.

[humming "I'm So in Love" while heading out the door] La la la la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la- [stops] oh.

Numbuh 1

Be smart, toots.

Yeah, kid. It's a dangerous world out there.

More dangerous than love?

Well, duh. We're in the middle of a gang war, don't ya know?

[singing]

[singing]

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[singing]

Numbuh 1

Ahem! [snapping his fingers]

What's it called?

It's called, "It's So Lovey The Lovey Lovey Dovey Wuvey"! [eyes turned into hearts]

[confused] NO WAY!

[bawling] Wah!

[resigned] Well, Okay.

[stops bawling] Hooray! Ha ha!

[singing]

[singing while deadpan]

[fed up] Agh! [throws the script] Forget this crud! [leaves]

Hey, where are you going? [following Numbuh 4 offstage] We're just getting to the good part! Come on! You're adorable!

Thats why no adults can play the game. Its a proven fact.

And you get these facts from where exactly?

I make them up, that way I know they're true

[sadly] But I don't understand.

I know. It's terrible.

No, I mean I don't UNDERSTAND. What's that word?

[frustratedly] Ugh! It says: "I have your mom and dad and baby brother. Meet me at the tower... or else. Signed the Dodgeball Wizard."

Well, we'll meet him all right. Only this time, it's personal.

How can it be personal? You've never even met the guy.

I know. I just always wanted to say that. [grins and says dramatically] This time, it's personal.

Numbuh 1

[while running away from the DCFDTL] Numbuh 5, come in! I have the tablet. Listen carefully: the code is... [suddenly get slammed in the face, and fell down unconscious from the plane] Oowehyehwehyeeeehhh...

Oowehyehwehyeeeehhh...? Is that part of the code? Hey! Numbuh 1!