Numbuh 1 quotes from Codename: Kids Next Door

Numbuh 1

[in getting the Brussels sprout] Two of us will have to go out there and attach cables by hand.

All right, here's how we'll choose. Eenie, meenie, minie, I ain't going in there.

[while Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 2 is getting the Brussels sprout] Be careful out there, guys. Don't fall into that gross stomach juice.

You don't have to tell me twice.

[connecting the cable with each other] More electricity! Hurry! [Numbuh 1 crosses over her] Aw, watch the head!

Numbuh 1

S-Sorry!

L-Look out! [crosses over Numbuh 5, causing to her drown her] Sorry...!

Erm, sorry about that.

Ah, no worries, dear. Your father was just telling us an amusing story!

You see, I was just telling your mama about how we rode the pins. [Numbuh 4 gets bored and eats] Well, people used to say I was a pickle in the jar of the situation and... why, son, I didn't know you liked liver!

[realizes, horrified] LIVER?!

[to Numbuh 5, after forcing Numbuhs 2 and 4 out of her house] What are you doing in my house? Trying to steal some of my homework, I suppose?

Yeah, right! If I wanted third-rate homework, I'd just ask Numbuh 4 to do it. Now, where's your real dog... The one you sent to attack me?

Abby, Abby, Abby. So you think you're so smart, but you can't even figure out the obvious answer, even when it's staring you in the… [viciously with red eyes and sharp teeth] FACE! [growls and snarls as she starts transforming into a were-poodle as Numbuh 5 watches in horror] My…dog…didn't…eat your…homework! I DID!!! [howls] If there's anything yummier than good homework, it's the girl who did it!

Hey, We're the Kids Next Door, of course we'll get your bunny back, right after we'll get some lunch.

We'll help now! But first you going to help us who did this?

Look, all that I'm saying is before anything goes chasing down some bad guy at the jungle gym to get some lunch, At the very least they have some french fries to keep the energy up.

Numbuh 2, If we don't get that rabbit back, those first graders won't survive until their parents pick them up, Now are you ready?

Pfft, ready for lunch. I'm joking, I'm joking, sheesh, So, How far does this jungle gym go?

Nobody knows, nobody knows, nobody knows, nobody knows.

Did you hear that?

Hm-hm, Whatever they up to, It's already started.

Hey, Numbuh 2!

Mushi

[hugs Numbuh 2] Hoagie!

Aw. Hey, Mushi.

Kani

Girls, enough bickering!

Huh?! Posh Party Rainbow Monkey?! Where did go!? It can't be gone! It can't! [Mushi shrieks] Where is it?! Where is it?!

Kani

WHAT DID I SAY?! I AM SICK OF THAT CONSTANT BICKERING!

Oh, don't tell me you're a vegetarian or something. I mean, it's just a turkey. [screams as she opens the lid revealing to be a Rainbow Monkey killed] I'm so fired.

Fired, shmired. Where's the turkey? I'm starvin' over here!

Mushi

How can we talk about food at a time like this?! [Numbuh 3 is still crying and crying]

Well, don't look at me! I didn't do it.

Or DID you? [Numbuh 3 screeches angrily and chuckles nevously] Right. Sorry.

Kani

Now. Look here, boy...

SIT DOWN!

Can we please get on with this stupid dolly investigation? I'm hungry here!

Hungry for revenge?!

No! Hungry for turkey, you crazy munchkin! So I want some dinner!

Well, I want some justice. Justice with a nice helping of confession on the side. Any one of you could've done the deed.

I bought that doll for my daughters. It's theirs to do with as they please, but did anyone offer ME a turn with it? [voice becomes as high as Kuki's] A hug?! 5 minutes of Rainbow Monkey Fun?! NO! Not ONE LITTLE BITTY, HUGGY, WUGGY - EEEG! Phew! [fixes her hair before resuming and talking in her normal tone] But I didn't do it. I was powdering my nose.

I know YOU didn't do it. The REAL culprit is...Mushi!

Mushi

You're kidding, right!?

I don't kid. Sometimes I say cool jokes and puns and stuff, but never kid.

Mushi

But why would I do it? Kuki said she was gonna share the doll with me anyway!

Maybe, but perhaps you couldn't wait. I mean the Posh-Party Rainbow Monkey is pretty special. [shows the live-action sequence as the male actor dressed up as Mushi] Special enough to grab from your sister with the lights when out, special enough to hug it ALL by yourself. When you forgot something, the Posh-Party Rainbow Monkey comes to care and share-sighing action. And the second you hugged, the Rainbow Monkey tried to let out a big sight. And that's when you realize the only way to save yourself to silence it, for good! And then you hit the poor rainbow monkey, hoping nobody would fight. [sequence ends]

Mushi

I wouldn't do such a horrible thing. I love Rainbow Monkeys. I love sharing.

Then perhaps you share your fork with me.

Mushi

Uh, sure. [chuckles] I'm...Huh? [She notices her fork is missing]

Oh, Mushi! Why!?!

Mushi

Because you keep HUGGING IT! And showing off its hug-a-day-ciousness, AND YOU MADE ME NUTS!!!

Oh, Mushi. I should've shared more.

Mushi

Shared? You don't get it, do you? I WANTED IT ALL TO MYSELF! [laughing evilly]

Mr. Sanban, take her away. [presses the button, which releases all doors and windows] I have a feeling Mushi's going to be grounded for a long, long time.

Thank you, for our most interesting evening. But I think we'll just go get ourselves some pizza tonight.

[singing] Some girls are real demure

Mushi Sanban

Some girls are just so friendly

Some girls don’t care about chicken

Hey, Number 2! What does this lever do?

Don't touch that.

[points to a button] Can I touch that one?

No.

[points to another button] How 'bout this?

NO!

[points to another button] This?

Grrr! [bashes his head on the steering wheel in frustration]

Numbuh 1

Numbuh 13! Global Command said you had some vital top secret information for us.

Oh, yeah! Okay, listen up. 'Cause this is big! The adults...

Numbuh 1

Yes?

Who we're fighting against...

Numbuh 1

Yes?

Are planning right now. As we speak, their very own macaroni and cheese dinner! [Numbuh 1 facepalms and groans in disgust] And they're doing it TONIGHT! [pounds on the buttons] Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight!

Numbuh 1

You know, maybe this macaroni mission would be better for your sector, Numbuh 13.