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Codename: Kids Next Door · Season 1, Episode 15

Genki, Numbuh 2 and others in “Unfinished Business”

GGenki

I bought that doll for my daughters. It's theirs to do with as they please, but did anyone offer ME a turn with it? [voice becomes as high as Kuki's] A hug?! 5 minutes of Rainbow Monkey Fun?! NO! Not ONE LITTLE BITTY, HUGGY, WUGGY - EEEG! Phew! [fixes her hair before resuming and talking in her normal tone] But I didn't do it. I was powdering my nose.

N2Numbuh 2

I know YOU didn't do it. The REAL culprit is...Mushi!

You're kidding, right!?

N2Numbuh 2

I don't kid. Sometimes I say cool jokes and puns and stuff, but never kid.

But why would I do it? Kuki said she was gonna share the doll with me anyway!

N2Numbuh 2

Maybe, but perhaps you couldn't wait. I mean the Posh-Party Rainbow Monkey is pretty special. [shows the live-action sequence as the male actor dressed up as Mushi] Special enough to grab from your sister with the lights when out, special enough to hug it ALL by yourself. When you forgot something, the Posh-Party Rainbow Monkey comes to care and share-sighing action. And the second you hugged, the Rainbow Monkey tried to let out a big sight. And that's when you realize the only way to save yourself to silence it, for good! And then you hit the poor rainbow monkey, hoping nobody would fight. [sequence ends]

I wouldn't do such a horrible thing. I love Rainbow Monkeys. I love sharing.

N2Numbuh 2

Then perhaps you share your fork with me.

Uh, sure. [chuckles] I'm...Huh? [She notices her fork is missing]

N3Numbuh 3

Oh, Mushi! Why!?!

Because you keep HUGGING IT! And showing off its hug-a-day-ciousness, AND YOU MADE ME NUTS!!!

N3Numbuh 3

Oh, Mushi. I should've shared more.

Shared? You don't get it, do you? I WANTED IT ALL TO MYSELF! [laughing evilly]

N2Numbuh 2

Mr. Sanban, take her away. [presses the button, which releases all doors and windows] I have a feeling Mushi's going to be grounded for a long, long time.

[As Kani carries the kicking and shouting Mushi to the car]

GGenki

Thank you, for our most interesting evening. But I think we'll just go get ourselves some pizza tonight.

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