Numbuh 1 quotes from Codename: Kids Next Door

"I work ALONE. I AM the Tommy!" Boy, is he definitely your younger brother, Numbuh 2.

Hey, what's THAT supposed to mean?

I'm so very glad you could visit me today, because I want to show you something that will change your lives forever! [plays a few keys in the organ]

Numbuh 1

Kids Next Door, activate your birthday suits, full protective power. Tough luck, Father. Our 2x4 technology makes us immune to any kind of ray-based aging effect.

Yes!

I'm impressed, or rather I would be if I had wanted to change your ages!

"If?" If this thing doesn't change ages, then what in the heck are- [her birthday suit breaks and her hand turns into a hoof, and fully transforms into a gazelle]

Um, Numbuh 1?… This Doesn’t Looks So Good- [Transforms Into A Koala]

Horabella adorabella- [her birthday suit breaks and transforms into a red-crowned crane]

Um… Can't we work something- [his birthday suit breaks and transforms into a hippopotamus]

[horrified] HOAGIE!

Dude!! What In The Name Of Jack Ayers Are You- [Turns Into A Green Hornworn]

[Horrified] AALIYAH!

Oh No! This Can Be Good- [Turns Into A Ladybug]

No! What Have Ya Done- [Turns Into Two Pillbugs]

What The Heck Is Going On?- [Transforms Into A Mantis]

Numbuh 1

I am Numbuh 1 of the Kids Next Door. We have received intelligence that one of our fellow operatives has been injured and is being treated in this facility. As of the last three months, every Kids Next Door operative that has been in this hospital has been attacked by enemy agent and had their brains scram-lified. Because of YOUR lack of security, Global Kids Next Door command has ordered my team to protect the nation from adult attack at all costs. I will require blueprints of this entire facility including information of all entry ports AND emergency exits. I will also require scans and fingerprints of the entire staff over the agent thirteen, access to your computer networks, and details of your aerial defense systems! [waited for unresponsive answer] H-Hello? Helloo?

[suddenly appears in the counter] Oh, hello! [shocks Numbuh 1] How can I help you?

Numbuh 1

[sighs in frustration] Urgh. I am Numbuh 1 of the-

[suddenly butts in] Where is he?! Tell me, tell me, tell me now! [breaks the glass window] Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! [suddenly gets pulled down by Numbuh 5]

Um, could you please direct us to Dr. Lincoln? He's my dad, and he's taking care of one of our friends.

[surprised] Is that your boyfriend that's currently on the operating room right now?

Well, um... you must really like this guy, huh...?

I don't like him, Numbuh 4. I love him.

Uh, listen, Numbuh 3... I-I know that you, uh, love this guy... but there's something I have to say.

Yes, Numbuh 4?

Um, I... Uh, um... I wanted to tell you... that I think that... that... [smells something unpleasant] Pee-yew! You stink!

Ah! You got a lot of nerve Mr., I'll-

You'll stick out the joint is what you'll- [the door to the surgery room opens and he gets smashed behind it] Hey, what's sticky Bradley doing here?

Numbuh 1

We sent Numbuh 6 to spy on Cree and we didn't expect him to visit a hospital. But like any good operative, he found a way to complete his assignment.

[holding his nose] Wait a second! [not holding his nose] We came here to protect Bradley?! [points to Numbuh 3 who is holding Bradley] Then you... love... hey! You still think that stupid skunk is your baby? [gets hit by Bradley's laser]

Come on, guys, let's beat it before somebody sees what you did to that operating room.

So... what did you truly want to tell me Numbuh 4?

Oh, um... Your shoes un-tied.

[pauses then looks at him angrily] No, it's not!

Well, it was!

Nuh-uh! [they begin arguing down the hospital hallway]

[as Numbuh 4 ate a vegetable] Oh, I'm so proud of you, Wallabee! You'll be a big, strong adult at no time if you keep eating your Brussels sprouts!

[realizes, horrified] BRUSSELS SPROUT?!

Numbuh 1

All right Numbuh 4, what did you eat?

[on the verge of 'vegetable sickness] Brussels sprouts...

Numbuh 1

You didn't swallow it, did you?!

I-I... yes!

I never meant to eat a vegetable... I'm-I'm sorry...

Save your energy, Numbuh 4! We'll get that sprout.

Really?

Cross my heart and hope to... uh... yeah, sure.-

Let's go!

[suddenly went inside the bathroom for a minute and came out; Numbuh 1 stares at her] What? You said go!

Numbuh 1

Kids Next Door, battle stations! One!

Two!

Three!

Ooooohhhweehhh...

Man, he does not look good.

Numbuh 1

[while inside Numbuh 4] We're being absorbed into Numbuh 4's brain juice! Numbuh 5, shoot the grapnel hook unto Numbuh 4's brain and swing us out!

I don't know... the target is pretty small.

Numbuh 1

Do it!

Here goes nothing!

Numbuh 1

Hop in, Numbuh 3. How's the patient?

[sickly] I... want to... clean my... room...

Ooh! Hurry, you guys, the sprout's taking over!