[Sector V crashes through a hospital and Numbuh 1 approaches the counter.]
I am Numbuh 1 of the Kids Next Door. We have received intelligence that one of our fellow operatives has been injured and is being treated in this facility. As of the last three months, every Kids Next Door operative that has been in this hospital has been attacked by enemy agent and had their brains scram-lified. Because of YOUR lack of security, Global Kids Next Door command has ordered my team to protect the nation from adult attack at all costs. I will require blueprints of this entire facility including information of all entry ports AND emergency exits. I will also require scans and fingerprints of the entire staff over the agent thirteen, access to your computer networks, and details of your aerial defense systems! [waited for unresponsive answer] H-Hello? Helloo?
[suddenly appears in the counter] Oh, hello! [shocks Numbuh 1] How can I help you?
[sighs in frustration] Urgh. I am Numbuh 1 of the-
[suddenly butts in] Where is he?! Tell me, tell me, tell me now! [breaks the glass window] Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! [suddenly gets pulled down by Numbuh 5]
Um, could you please direct us to Dr. Lincoln? He's my dad, and he's taking care of one of our friends.
[surprised] Is that your boyfriend that's currently on the operating room right now?
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